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Upon returning to IRC after being packeted off...

<yodah> heh
<yodah> joo wish your kungfu was better than mine
<negativepositive> i could give a rat's ass
<yodah> heh
<negativepositive> do it again - i was in the middle of a movie :P
<negativepositive> i guess i could go finish it
<yodah> hah
<yodah> what happend yah moffee stop playing
<negativepositive> nah - thought i'd take a break and check my email
<negativepositive> but go ahead and packet me if your script brings you happiness
<yodah> write error: explunged
<negativepositive> yawn
<yodah> mofo
<yodah> you dont know what you're talking about
<yodah> i'll make your connection yawn
<yodah> you child
<negativepositive> you aren't the only script kiddie on irc
<yodah> oh its so funny lewking real stupid riding childrens toys
<yodah> script kiddie.
<negativepositive> but go ahead and do what you gotta do if it makes you happy - i got lots of other stuff to do
<yodah> heh
<yodah> like ride 25 cent toys.
<yodah> right
<yodah> or eating salt?
<yodah> or going bald?
<yodah> better things to do
<yodah> like composing musical bollox
<yodah> ?
<yodah> going broke.
<negativepositive> seems you're a big fan of my site - why not sign the guestbook and make everyone think you're smart
<yodah> living in a shit aparment in LES?
<negativepositive> in where ?
<yodah> lemme guess
<yodah> you're lame
<yodah> hush lil one
* yodah pats you on the head.
<negativepositive> funny that i'm lame when i can walk away from this little beige box and still have something to do
<yodah> it'll be okay
<yodah> you ugly fuqer.
<yodah> bah
<yodah> hush boi
<yodah> the only thing you have to do
<negativepositive> "fuqer" - is that "leet speak" or ebonics?
<yodah> it go club hopping and get rejects
<yodah> rejected rather
<yodah> or to a bar
<yodah> and your ass kicked
<yodah> is that leet speak or ebonics
<yodah> bah
<negativepositive> sounds like you have a lot of pent up anger - maybe if you went out and got some sun
<yodah> leet speak is such an out dated term
<yodah> bah
<yodah> get laid
<yodah> do that
<yodah> the talk
<yodah> you're prolly a virgin
<negativepositive> oh boy - you got me pegged
<yodah> i'm willing to be anything you have no significant other.
<yodah> prolly a prag?
<yodah> is that it?
<negativepositive> a what? - sorry - i only speak using real words
<yodah> i only speak using real words?
<yodah> bah
<yodah> 33 and on IRC
<negativepositive> what the hell is a prag? is that some leet speak term ?
<yodah> leat speak
<yodah> bah
<yodah> shit up
* negativepositive shits up
<yodah> i'm telling you about yourself
<yodah> lamah
<yodah> canned ham
<negativepositive> yes yes - and you have me so pegged - it's as though you can see straight through the phone lines and see me as a 33 year old virgin "prag" (?) on irc with no significant other
<yodah> the kind of schmuck yah send to get bagels and coffee
<yodah> loser!
<yodah> yah site is wack yo
<yodah> frames (?) are madd played out
<yodah> yah stack is wack
<negativepositive> wow - the ebonics are flowing like a mucky river now
<yodah> "mucky" isn't ebonics?
<yodah> lmao
<negativepositive> no no - "mucky" is a real, non-slang term - you remember in school when they taught you to speak using the english language ?
<negativepositive> the Real english language - not YO BROKED UP MAD FUQED english
<yodah> you sound like a retard
<yodah> talk mad shite trying to be something you're not.
<yodah> yeah
<yodah> you could be doing something better
<yodah> but you wont
<yodah> real english?
<yodah> bah
<negativepositive> whoa - good point - FUCK ENGLISH

Ahh - the Force is weak with this one.