*** KingVance (kashhjfj@user243.net041.fl.sprint-hsd.net) has joined #www.negativepositive.org
<KingVance> i just thought i would peek my head in and let you know that you are NOT an attractive person
<negativepositive> that's deep
<negativepositive> well - that breaks my heart that a man doesn't think i'm hot - and even more since he's such an intriguing and interesting person
<negativepositive> i'm sad that i didn't make you horny KingVance - you seem like you're a deep thinker and i find that incredibly attractive
<negativepositive> damn - my whole page is a sham then - here all i wanted was a platform upon which to look good - and i failed miserably
<negativepositive> maybe i should wax or something
<f0kus> negativepositive; if i were you i'd take the page offline because it is sucky and the webmaster isn't hot
<negativepositive> maybe you're right - i mean - when a nerd from irc tells me that i didn't make his dick hard - that's the ultimate stab
<f0kus> YES
<negativepositive> i would kick him - but being near my hideousness is a much greater punishment