<Sy1via> i how you are?
 <v-ger> what ?
 <v-ger> i only speak in polynomials
 <Sy1via> i mean how you are?
<Sy1via> i ask how good you are doing yes?
<v-ger> well - the swelling has gone down a bit , but the pus just keeps flowing
 <Sy1via> i not quite understand.  sorry, english bad for me!
 <v-ger> that's good - it makes me feel opportunistic - wanna fuck ?
 <Sy1via> i am male.  sorry
 <v-ger> so am i - yippee
 <Sy1via> are you homosex?
<v-ger> homogenized ? - no way - i spoil easy
 <Sy1via> i not understand
 <Sy1via> i know few english
<Sy1via> english i do know consist of "VGER IS A FUCKING FAGGOT" and "EAT MY DICK YOU STINKY BUTT NUGGET!"
<v-ger> wow - that was pretty good - did you see that written somewhere ?
<v-ger> i find "cuntnugget" does a better job at offending people though