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The Emptying (The Rewards of Friendship)
Voyage ( The journey thus far)
Depleted Hope For Humanity (Maybe we wouldn't be so screwed if humans weren't evolving backwards)
MikkyDees(No culled beef was used in the production of this webpage)
Boredom (The Peanuts Command Me!)
Fifth Wheel Brings the Oil (Yes. I actually had this dream.)
Eyeballs (Next stop- Confrontation)
Burning Inside (The inside was burning then and is still burning today... perhaps more than ever)
Roadcat (Telecommunication Breakdown)
Hand Dryer (Cruelty in a cruel world is a grain of salt in a bathtub of soup)
Secret Poo (I feel your pain)
Melting Candy (Sugar)
Darkness (Hope is Death with cheap shoes)
Warmth (Ennui in the Hot Place)
Salmon (Rock Music STINKS)
Widow (Remebered kisses)
Realization (One day in your future you'll wish you had done something today)
Old Bastard (There are times in your life that conflict can be easily avoided. Then there are times when it can be pursued for personal amusement)
Bruce Lee (It was fuckin HIM! I swear)
Phart (Some things happen for a reason)
Shrivel (a short piece i wrote when i was young , impressionable and probably still a virgin)
Yummyfruit(One of the many times I promised myself that I would just go ahead and unapologetically publish something that truly deserves an apology)
Tweaks (my first experience with poking my brain with sharp objects)
Redneck prostate fun (I'm still wondering what that velcro sound was)
Tofu isn't really food (You try to pretend it is, but it's clay. Admit it. Go get some pizza)
Doom (Serenity with orange fingers)
Fly (it only takes a little effort... to do nothing at all)
Put the X back in X-mas (Let's take back this beloved holiday for what it was originally intended for.. GREED and DEPRESSION)
Chunk (Everyone has something they do well. The fact that you have read this much of my page proves you haven't found your gift yet)
Polaroid (Did you actually accomplish anything today, or do you just like to tell yourself you did)
Phone (You really don't know what a phone is?)
Drunk (Self esteem is important - try earning the right to have some)
Short Bus (Everyone likes a good Tard joke)
Mmmm Caffiene (Faux Pas number 5432543)
WTC (September 11 through my eyes)
Compassion On a Rail (No food or drink, No spitting, No loud music)