(a week after our last episode...)
<sensors>
hi there!
<v-ger>
hey
<v-ger>
what's up?
<sensors>
how u doin'?
<v-ger>
i missed you
<sensors>
oh really
<sensors>
do u know me?
<v-ger>
i remember you yeah
<sensors>
what do u remember?
<v-ger>
i remember wanting you to meet the hotdog man
<sensors>
what?
<v-ger>
you don't remember ?
<v-ger>
it was about a week ago
<sensors>
no
<sensors>
s/a/l? pls
<v-ger>
i am girl
<v-ger>
22
<v-ger>
newyork
<v-ger>
you never told me what you were like
<v-ger>
i can't believe you don't remember me
<sensors>
i dont
<sensors>
have a pic?
<v-ger>
no
<v-ger>
do you ?
<v-ger>
i really want to see what you look like
<v-ger>
when we talked before i thought you were really nice
<sensors>
how nice was me?
<v-ger>
send me a pic plz
<sensors>
i dont have one right now
<v-ger>
the hotdog man was hard to get rid of
<v-ger>
i can't believe you weren't gonna help me
<sensors>
i thing something wrong in yr mind
<sensors>
bye
<v-ger>
i can't believe you don't remember - we talked for like half an hour
<sensors>
and what happned?
<v-ger>
you don't remember me ?
<v-ger>
weird
<v-ger>
you told me you were from new jersey
<sensors>
that is right
<v-ger>
west new jersey in the new york area
<sensors>
west new york city, u mean
<v-ger>
yeah
<sensors>
but i dont remeber any chat with u
<v-ger>
our conversation has been a big hit on my webpage
<v-ger>
people think it's really funny
<v-ger>
you even said you LOVED me
<sensors>
did i?
<sensors>
i was a lier then
<v-ger>
wanna read it ?
<sensors>
read what?
<v-ger>
our conversation from last week
<v-ger>
lots of other people have
<v-ger>
and they think it's really funny
<sensors>
do u have a copy of that conversation?
<v-ger>
it's on my webpage
<sensors>
send it then so as to remind me
<sensors>
what is the address?
<v-ger>
http://members.home.net/negativepositive/sensors.html
<v-ger>
i'll wait ..
<sensors>
ok
<v-ger>
you there ?
<sensors>
yes
<sensors>
back
<v-ger>
you don't remember that ?
<v-ger>
and my hotdog man of love ?
<sensors>
y did y call this topic as positive and negative?
<v-ger>
because i find it personally amusing
<sensors>
what is amusing in it
<sensors>
?
<v-ger>
well - the other 100 people who have read our conversation seem to think
it's quite amusing - by the way - did i mention that i am really a 26 year
old MAN who isn't even from Newyork ?
<sensors>
u did not, y had u record this chat?
<v-ger>
for fun
<sensors>
and what was yr aim of showing this chat for 100 chaters or ppl. ?
<-----------playing the ever-popular "above this sort of thing" card
<v-ger>
i remember one time i convinced this guy to wait in the freezing cold for
sex thinking i was a girl
<v-ger>
i guess my aim was to be funny at your expense
<v-ger>
i suppose that makes me a terrible person
<sensors>
who was this person that made him waiting in freez cold?
<v-ger>
he was a dominican guy from new york
<v-ger>
he waited for me and another girl for 2 hours
<v-ger>
it was in february
<sensors>
and where was the date?
<v-ger>
by the subway station
<sensors>
and how did u conclude that he waited for u and u r not from NYC?
<v-ger>
because he came back later and was quite displeased
<sensors>
came back where?
<v-ger>
to #newyork
<sensors>
may be he was joking too!
<-----------nice try #1
<v-ger>
i think not - he gave me his real phone #
<sensors>
does it mean he went there?
<v-ger>
well - when he came back he was angry
<v-ger>
i found it quite amusing
<sensors>
but it doesnt mean he went there?
<sensors>
!
<v-ger>
well - he was pretty specific aboutwhere he waited and what happened -
i have reason to believe he really went - also considering he was not online
during that period of time
<v-ger>
you wanna call and ask him if he went ?
<sensors>
and what the use of yr doin such stuff with ppl. ?
<v-ger>
#917 446-4204 his name is jeff
<sensors>
i dont care!
<sensors>
but answer me pls
<v-ger>
well - considering how hard it makes me laugh - i guess all i can say is
that i do it because it's fun to fool people and make them get mad
<sensors>
i dont believe so!
<v-ger>
try it sometime
<sensors>
so where do u live?
<v-ger>
not in newyork - not by a long shot
<sensors>
so how many times did u record chats?
<v-ger>
a few
<v-ger>
i only keep the really funny ones
<v-ger>
and most of the time it's some guy who goes a/s/l
<v-ger>
i don't tell anyone the truth when they say that
<sensors>
y?
<v-ger>
because it's more fun to toy with these anonymous goobs who are looking
for friendship based solely on those 3 criteria than it is to be nice and
play fair
<sensors>
may be they r in need for fun too!
<v-ger>
well - i'm not looking for friends on the internet - and would you have
even talked to me if you knew i was a 26 year old male not even from newyork
?
<v-ger>
i'd have nothing to put on my webpage :P
<sensors>
but i wasnot that man who made this chat with u!
<----------nice try #2
<v-ger>
yeah you were - unless another guy from newjersey who uses the nick "sensors"
who talks in the same manner as you likes to come to #newyork
<v-ger>
i don't think it's probable
<v-ger>
especially considering you messed up the a/s/l thing the same way he did
<sensors>
something wrong on u
<v-ger>
well -at least my memory works
Conclusion:
If you paste large portions of a conversation with an idiot to an IRC channel
filled with people as sadistic as you, your victim will not have time to
reply, due to everyone else trying their hand at "Hi, I'm a horny 19 year
old girl. a/s/l?" Here ends the "sensors" saga... unless he is just a total
glutton for punishment.