Fuck Canada (Maybe I'll finally get some decent hatemail)
The Day I Stopped Shaving ( 1/1000th of the things on earth that NEED TO BE DESTROYED)
Pizza Vs, Jesus(I'm a missionary from the kingdom of pizza and I'm here to spread the good news. PRAISE CHEESES!)
Music Sucks (Not all music.... just the 99.984794874% of it that I hate)
FUCK MOBY (Anyone who uses the phrase 'keepin it real' is actually keepin it fake)
KILL ME PLEASE (It's scary how well they know what I hate. It's as though they consulted me)
Toiletboy(Is this what you call "time to yourself?")
Pavlov's Bell (Feed me a steady diet of mental wasteland)
Adapt( Feed the Horde )
Tardak (Kodak makes wild technological non-advancements)
Target (Pronounced Tar Jee' )
Womb Raider (And you thought nothing could make them stop thinking about Magic The Gathering)
Dick (Finally! Truth in advertising)
Furry (So soft and cuddly)
Nisha (Buy my Snake Oil)
Playshit (As if porn didn't already push the boundary of insulting the intelligence of lower primates)
Headlines ( understanding what's inside depends on understanding who put it there )
Joe Shit (Maybe it would be a good idea not to advertise WHY IT SUCKS)
Bunny (Peace Love Unity and Retardation)
Fake Heaven (Stop basing your reality on MYTHS)
Monopoly (I control every knob on the mixer and you will only hear the sounds I let you hear)
Honky Jesus (CrackerChrist..... AGAIN!!)
Honky Atilla (You have seriously got to be fucking kidding me)
Trendy(If rappers do it, it MUST be cool)
Bad Hair ( maybe I could open a restaurant and have pictures of my food with roaches on it )
Tags( ever see that ad for that really cool website with all that fucked up shit? yeah that one. yeah - you remember the URL? fuck, me neither )
Boomy (It's been a long time coming)
Watcher( we swivel and zoom to accommodate your movement )
Dumshot (Savor the flavor of your retardation)
False. (Just shut the fuck up)
Big Fat Pun (YO YO YO YO YO BRONX REPRAZENT)
Hype (The most expensive closet / attic filler you will buy ... at least THIS year)
noadvantage.com (a GET DUMB QUICK scheme for people who believe that a few dollars a month is worth pissing off the ENTIRE internet community by spamming and whoring out their personal webpages with irritating banners)
Bad (bad)
AOL can eat my ass
Riel Werld (Fuck MTV#1 ... more to come)
The River Flows Dumb (Another illiterate alcoholic frat boy does Canada Proud)
Pornstars (FUCK MTV numero dos)
BURN IT DOWN (Fuck MTV numero tres)
TRL BASTARDS (Fuck MTV numero quatro)
Polaroid (Did you actually accomplish anything today, or do you just like to tell yourself you did)
Cretin (One of those things that you see that clears up so many things.)
Infomercial Super Toll Highway (helpful advice for living in general as well as at least 2 cheap shots at the token genius from 42% of all movies ever made)
Pretentious Ramblings and Poorly Formed Opinions (my personal advice to anyone eager to share their mind with the thrill seeking public that is "the internet")
Hooker (It's only slander when it's not true)
The Gap(K-mart quality and Army individuality at Macy's prices)
Mediamind(It owns your thoughts. Does that STILL not piss you off?)
Safety Pup (If you're not careful you might fall down and have a happy childhood)
Fuck @Home (Retards running the wire)