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"Better to remain silent and seem like a fool, than open your mouth and confirm it."
updated December 29, 01

<REY7> and I saw the most SEXIEST woman i´ve ever seeen.....
<REY7> she looked latin....
<negativepositive> a latin woman in nyc ? you don't say!
<REY7> do uknow who i mean?

<indianboy> hi
<negativepositive> i think i love you
<indianboy> asl
<negativepositive> can i have some money ?
<indianboy> okay

<DrAwBaCk> you know what you really got problems man
<negativepositive> what? STILL ?
<DrAwBaCk> do me a favor and give me a damn call at 9735933583 to talk about how we could work on you damn problems
<DrAwBaCk> i really wonder who you fucking are
<negativepositive> *** negativepositive changes topic to '<DrAwBaCk> do me a favor and give me a damn call at 9735933583 to talk about how we could work on you damn problems'
<DrAwBaCk> YOU

<Mz^Kay> john?
<Mz^Kay> is that you?
<negativepositive> incorrecto
<Mz^Kay> ok
<Mz^Kay> :)
<negativepositive> hehe
<Mz^Kay> the nick was a dead ringer for john
<Mz^Kay> sorry
<negativepositive> hehe
<negativepositive> i can 'be' john ;P
<negativepositive> honk honk
<Mz^Kay> ok
<Mz^Kay> hi john
<negativepositive> hi dave

<anna^lorraine> do u see IceMetal??
<anna^lorraine> do u see IceMetal??
<anna^lorraine> do u see IceMetal??
<anna^lorraine> just asking :)
<negativepositive> i see dead people - does that count ?
<anna^lorraine> :(
<anna^lorraine> bye
<negativepositive> i love you
<anna^lorraine> :(
<negativepositive> i'm not just saying that because you're breasts are amazing .... because they aren't

(later)

<anna^lorraine> have u seen IceMetal?
<negativepositive> bonk
<anna^lorraine> what?
<negativepositive> i forget :P
<negativepositive> what's your favorite movie ?
<anna^lorraine> horror
<negativepositive> yes - that is my very favorite movie - i thought Yahoo Serious was great in that movie
<anna^lorraine> have u seen IceMetal?

<Cologne> i've never been able to maintain a relationship
<Cologne> well at the moment i an into star trek

<nyc_guy> did turdzilla put you up to giving me shit?
<negpos> i love you - will you marry me and swallow my gooey salt wad ?
<nyc_guy> um
<negpos> don't talk with your mouth full
<nyc_guy> asswipe
<nyc_guy> i asked you a simple question
<nyc_guy> dont be clever
<nyc_guy> just answer
<negpos> stop talking - if you keep talking i won't be able to come - just sit there and keep rubbing the velvet painting of ernest borgnine so i can come
<nyc_guy> ok
<nyc_guy> im not gonna wade through your pathetic attempts at humor
<nyc_guy> forget it, douche
<negpos> yes yes - you are far more skilled at creating amusing facades than i could ever dream - how presumptuous of me to even pretend to be as funny as you
<nyc_guy> blah blah blah
<negpos> well said
<negpos> bravo

<Metafor> sounds like you have some sexual issues which are manifesting themselves into some strange form of geographic hatred of Canada
<Metafor> don't get laid much, do you?
<negativepositive> YES SIR! MISTER HAND GET'S LOTS OF ACTION
<Metafor> loser
<negativepositive> i love you
<negativepositive> and jesus loves you too
<negativepositive> but only one of us is a good prom date
<negativepositive> and it's probably not me

<CrazyMF> i dont like your site
<negativepositive> maybe you have your resolution set wrong - please set it to 1600X1200 32bit color so you can see the full spectrum of why canada blows goats
<CrazyMF> lol
<CrazyMF> i have to give it this
<CrazyMF> it is funny
<CrazyMF> but u must be a real loser
<CrazyMF> for taking the time to make a site like that
<negativepositive> yes - i am - see - since i have no job, all i can do is sit here being fat and crying while i masturbate to pictures of jennifer aniston's head glued onto jenna jameson's body
<negativepositive> in fact i have no life - the only reason i can type at all is that all the twinkies and hamburgers that i eat fuel my fingers typing while making no sense at all
<CrazyMF> well, at least u amused me
<CrazyMF> i feel so much better about myself
<CrazyMF> knowing that i'm not as much as a loser as you
<negativepositive> you should - because after all - we americans make beer that tastes like water and surely deserve for people to hate our country due to us being assholes and all

<Stallion20> negative positive?
<Stallion20> are you a battery?
<negativepositive> yes. yes i am a battery.
<Stallion20> cool
<Stallion20> wanna chat?
<negativepositive> no. i do not. batteries do not chat. they produce direct current electricity by means of internal chemical reaction.

«ø» [#newyork] topic- GROUP SEX ORGY AT NEGATIVEPOSITIVE'S PLACE
<Strokes> hey what's up with the group sex?
<negativepositive> everyone here except for you is coming to my place to fuck the shit out of each other
<Strokes> lol
<Strokes> why?
<negativepositive> because it's fun
<Strokes> i mean why am i not included?
<negativepositive> we heard that you smell kinda like hotdog water
<Strokes> oh yeah....
<Strokes> put the blame on your mother
<negativepositive> oh man - i've never heard that insult before so i'm not sure how to respond - you totally came way out of left field with that one and i'm truly insulted and devastated
<Strokes> sorry man
<Strokes> i apologize
<Strokes> my bad
* negativepositive presses his balls against your face
<Strokes> but seriously is that group sex for real?

Generalwondwort: hello, my name is "BB"...
Generalwondwort: are you "their"?
Generalwondwort: hello, im "The Buttfucker"...ill be taking care of all of your buttfucking needs this afternoon...
Generalwondwort: i think ill write a short story right here in your message box:
Generalwondwort: the rain fell swifly down. Allen watched the multiple splashes on the pavement and contemplated his dilimma
Generalwondwort: his wife was away at her weekly tupperware meeting and the dead deer on his livingroom floor really needed to be gutted and cleaned.
Generalwondwort: allen took out his pocket knife...no that wouldnt do...too small, too dull...
Generalwondwort: he knew he had to get the deer out of here before she got home...the presidents life depended on it...
Generalwondwort: the president was a good man...a strong believer in the christian faith, and a pez dispenser collecter to boot...
Generalwondwort: allen felt that maybe he was a little in love with the president...and his dog...
Generalwondwort: the dog...
Generalwondwort: allen thought about the dog...what would become of the dog....
Generalwondwort: after the flea market next saturday...what would become of the dog...oh yes...and the rikki martin poster..
Generalwondwort: how he adored that rikki martin poster...
Generalwondwort: (moore later)!
Generalwondwort: (ok, continuing our story:-)
Generalwondwort: doh!
Generalwondwort: allen looked in the phone book
Generalwondwort: the answering machine salesman he needed to talk to about his fleas was located on 5th street...
Generalwondwort: he knew he could save 5 dollars on his next amusement park trip if he only had that damned coupon....f
Generalwondwort: he had to find it and fast, because the IYOTROCM were coming...
Generalwondwort: and he knew, no ice sculpter alive would be able to save him if the IYOTROCM ever got a hold of him propperly...
Generalwondwort: properly, that is...
Generalwondwort: (moore later)

<DEAD_MAN_IN> asl plz
<DEAD_MAN_IN> hey
<DEAD_MAN_IN> asl pz
<DEAD_MAN_IN> asl plz
<negativepositive> shut up dude before i rape your ass with a cantaloupe

<nab5764960> hi ppl
<nab5764960> this is Nabeel
<negativepositive> this is the end
<negativepositive> my only friend, the end

In Reference to THIS....
<negativepositive> he's looking down at her in a dominant way - she's looking back up at him in a submissive way - he's looking down her shirt :P
<negativepositive> actually there's eye contact :P
<negativepositive> but there is a definite "i can't control myself" thing going on with the chick :P
<AmericanBeauty^> lol...down her shirt? we don't even know if she's wearing one or not!
<AmericanBeauty^> yeah, i agree... with the control thing
<AmericanBeauty^> but it's more like i want that black penis right now type of thing
<AmericanBeauty^> lol
<AmericanBeauty^> ick...
<negativepositive> hehe
<negativepositive> you mean.. you DON'T ? boy i sure do!
<AmericanBeauty^> ahhahahha....you want a black penis!?! hahahahah
<negativepositive> did i say "black penis?" no no no - i meant to say "turkey sandwich"

[12:45] <Bradyaga> u faget kicked me out yesterday u fuckin dick sucker cocksucker mother fucker eat shit i will slice your throut faget

<negativepositive> i love you
<MR_HANDSOME4U> who is it
<negativepositive> WHY DON'T YOU EVER TRUST ME ?!!?!?
<negativepositive> DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTING?
<MR_HANDSOME4U> okkkkkkkkk
<MR_HANDSOME4U> how r u
<negativepositive> YOU INSENSITIVE ASS
<MR_HANDSOME4U> its okkkkkk

<surfer_girl> hi
<negativepositive> your nick has "scary 40 year old naked guy" written all over it
<surfer_girl> asl plz
<negativepositive> that just drives it home

<MrDeath> hey
<MrDeath> i went in a old abandoned house today with my friend...
<MrDeath> it was weird
<MrDeath> these people left shit behind
<MrDeath> and there was pictures of their son laying around
<MrDeath> and we felt like someone was watching us
<MrDeath> and then there were all these cold spots in the house
<MrDeath> it was crzy..
<MrDeath> crazy.
<MrDeath> now i feel like someones watching me still
<negativepositive> yeah - cold spots - that's deep - it's March

<lipice-girl> age
<michaelgarden> earth years or light years?
<negativepositive> funny how some people try to be a smart ass and they look more like a dumb ass
<negativepositive> a light year is a measure of DISTANCE not TIME
<negativepositive> DUMB
<negativepositive> ASS
<michaelgarden> shut up cack
<Mush-> negative
<Mush-> actually it's both :)
<negativepositive> actually it's NOT
<negativepositive> a light year is the DISTANCE light travels in a year
<Mush-> negativepositive: a year is also composed of time
<Mush-> :)
<negativepositive> yeah - but a light year is NOT composed of time - it's composed of DISTANCE
<michaelgarden> nobody really asked u shit anyway
<michaelgarden> u can measure your age in light years
<negativepositive> a light year is DISTANCE retard
<negativepositive> it is in NO WAY a measure of time
<negativepositive> you can not measure your age in DISTANCE
<michaelgarden> i can
*** michaelgarden was kicked by _Guinness (retard kick)

<imrany> hi
<negativepositive> SHUT THE FUCK UP, CUNTSLOBBER
<imrany> hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<imrany> lisetn
<negativepositive> you wanna fuck my assbeard ?

<Bk> ninth means... nine inch penis
<ninth> no no
<ninth> Nine INch THingy
<Kulrak> thingy = asshair?
<ninth> thingy is whatever you make it
<negativepositive> i have a parasitic twin - i named him thingy - to think ... all this time i thought i had a really big dick on my chest ... with ARMS
<ArcH> hmm/
<ninth> heh
* ArcH cuts off the little guy stuck to negativepositive.
<negativepositive> SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM

<slappy> there is a cat making biscuits on my lap

<megalomaniac> PENIS
<megalomaniac> w00ps
<megalomaniac> i'm thirsty

<Conquette> jakarta?
<kucing_miaw> Anyway is not in the US....it's in Asia.....
<Conquette> i see where is Asia?>
<negativepositive> retard

<Sarmalidu> I don't think that synth would suit my style the best
<negativepositive> you have style ? since when ?
<negativepositive> HAR
<Sarmalidu> lol gee thanks :0

<tommygunz> personally my hand was the best thing i ever fucked
<tommygunz> shit gets tighter n tighter
<tommygunz> left upside down

<Demonyx> girlbomb is just jealous because she wishes she had a lesser STD then the major ones she possesses
<negativepositive> demonyx - dude - GROW SOME CHIA BRAINS

<angie-noi> hi
<negativepositive> go away
<angie-noi> u seem 2 b a very friendly person!
<negativepositive> that's where you're wrong
<angie-noi> i'm almost wrong!
<negativepositive> is that like being almost legal ?
<angie-noi> u got it!!!

<snarkman1> -+ you seem like a smart guy.. dont you wanna be my friend or something
<negativepositive> that would contradict me being smart

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<negativepositive> wow - i feel amazingly and uncontrollably attracted to Fatty^girl

<Felixo-Calypso> hello...any girls out there with time to spare and ....?
<negativepositive> and what ? - dicks ?
<Felixo-Calypso> yeah! thats exactly what i was toking about
<negativepositive> you were toking on a dick ?
<negativepositive> holy hell
<negativepositive> peter puffer

<joy> hi sl plz
<joy> asl
<negativepositive> POOP
<negativepositive> SHIT
<negativepositive> FUCK
<joy> fuck man
<negativepositive> yes - i am fuckman - wanna see my cape ?
<joy> so lets find out our taste
<negativepositive> tastes kinda salty, i hear

<crazecat13> a/s/l
<negativepositive> POOP ON ME !!
<negativepositive> PLEASE
<negativepositive> JESUS POOP ON ME
<crazecat13> ummm that's ok...but your age would be nice
<negativepositive> if i tell you how old i am will you poop on me ?
<crazecat13> sure
<negativepositive> i'm 47
* crazecat13 poops on -/+
<negativepositive> THANK YOU JESUS

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<negativepositive> wow - jesus19 - a young, sexy jesus

<Heather21> hi
<negativepositive> who are you?
<Heather21> just a wife home alone
<Heather21> hubby is out
<negativepositive> good - start cleaning the house before he comes home and hits you some more

[12:37] (WoNgS): when the armed robber of unhappiness knocks over the keebler cookie display of our complacency, and bangs the samurai sword of negativity on the counter of our dreams, we must not be afraid to hurl the fruit cocktail can of hope

(From the "English as a Second Language" department)

<DIPLOMATICO> the war of Vietnam lose by stupid and thinking that you are superior and you dont are special, dead much people for nothing.for that absurd ego. the ignorance is the greater slavery comes to go to have supper a hamburger.

<VikO> you
<VikO> kia howa bata
<VikO> bolti band
<VikO> hehehe
<VikO> bolo
<VikO> bolo
<negativepositive> sorry - i only speak using words that actually exist

<ROSEBLOOD> hi u all shit it my dick!!!!!
<negativepositive> "shit it my dick" - you have failed at your first attempt to use the english language - please insert 25 cents and try again

<indian_f_18> hi
<indian_f_18> wnana chat
<negativepositive> no - i just want to have dirty dirty sex
<indian_f_18> sure
<indian_f_18> ur asl
<negativepositive> 28/m/nyc
<negativepositive> kinda old for you :P
<indian_f_18> what is nyc
<negativepositive> narcoleptic yiddish cyborg

[07:17] <FrEnChY^BoY> hey
[07:17] <FrEnChY^BoY> do u no the zipcode of usa

<ivy18> hi
<negativepositive> eh ?
<ivy18> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
<ivy18> asl plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<negativepositive> does your keyboard stick ? maybe you should open it up and see if there's some spilled coke inside it
<ivy18> hahahahahaha
<ivy18> funnyyyyyyyyyyy
<negativepositive> i mean - maybe if you got some rubbing alcohol and a Q-tip you could clean out the contacts and it wouldn't stick like that - or it might just be less trouble to get a new keyboard

<rawad^^> I WANT SEX GAIRL

<klent> hi
<klent> i think u r explosive

<coolguyz> i m good look guy like tom cruise

<D13> IS THERE ANY BEAUTY HERE WHO LOVE SEX

<vickykk> hi
<negativepositive> hullo
<vickykk> who are you
<negativepositive> you talked to me - who are you ?
<vickykk> i want know
<negativepositive> the man inside my ear makes me say CRAZY things to the doctor
<vickykk> i c`not undrstad
<vickykk> are you girl
<negativepositive> are you a hamster ?
<vickykk> i think so

<pakimale-from-new-york> my e-mail address is m26net@usa.net

<bad-existenz> helllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<negativepositive> poop cannon
<bad-existenz> my wooir in ur jooir
<negativepositive> indeed

<jose27> hi all fatgirl
<jose27> i am here
<jose27> to you

<prince2001> HI
<negativepositive> go away
<prince2001> Y
<negativepositive> do you want me to shove my cock up your ass ?
<prince2001> OK U FUCKEN ASS
<negativepositive> i told you to go away but you didn't listen
<prince2001> WHAT U WILL DO ASS-HOLE

<caryl`> hi.....
<negativepositive> <---- not a woman
<caryl`> m?
<negativepositive> yeah - not a woman generally means male - learn to read
<caryl`> still there?
<negativepositive> nope
<caryl`> pervert!!!
<negativepositive> i'm not the one trying to cyber with people
<caryl`> what do you mean
<caryl`> i wont do that ha!
<negativepositive> be quiet retard - every letter you type makes you look less and less intelligent
<caryl`> you shut up!
<caryl`> you tell yourself not me
<caryl`> maybe it's you!
<negativepositive> maybe you should learn english before you attempt to use it to try to score with american girls
<caryl`> hambugera!
<negativepositive> it's spelled "HAMBURGER"
<caryl`> no sorry
<caryl`> hahahaha
<caryl`> it's not hamburger
<caryl`> thats food
<caryl`> what i am saying is hambugera
<caryl`> hambugera
<caryl`> u hambugera!
<negativepositive> oh - so it's a pretend word that you made up

[15:19] <BODY_> HI
[15:19] <BODY_> SEX
[15:20] <BODY_> I NEED TO FUCK YOU
[15:20] <BODY_> I HAVE GOOD SEX

[13:21] <for_u> hi fucky
[13:21] <for_u> wanna sex
[13:21] <for_u> wanna fuck

[08:10] <rohit33> hi
[08:10] <rohit33> hi fuck
[08:10] <rohit33> what is fuck call
[08:11] <rohit33> do you have two hole
[08:11] <rohit33> fucker are you their

[10:18] <gouby> hy
[10:18] <gouby> fuck me
[10:18] <gouby> aslplz

'<EviL^SmurF> if they cant spell thats pretty bad
<EviL^SmurF> especially when there common words
<LilVamp> and FYI illiterate isnet the fact that i cant spell :oP'
<JuNkGrRL> why are their so many illiterate people in this world

<Kanwara_Bacha> Hi, There....
<negativepositive> what do you want
<Kanwara_Bacha> sex
<negativepositive> then go fuck yourself
<Kanwara_Bacha> ok common
<negativepositive> first go fuck yourself. then go learn to speak english. then go fuck yourself again.
<Kanwara_Bacha> ok comon i ll fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!
* negativepositive slaps you with his treetrunk-like penis
<Kanwara_Bacha> fuck u
<Kanwara_Bacha> bye

<hessaree> hi
<negativepositive> <-------- not a woman
<hessaree> what do u mean?

<KING_NaXuS> hello this is quit a long massage but its true i am 22 m and i am looking for a woman to marry i want to use my internet in this way is there any woman who is serious about marry than massage me but must be serious dont joks pls

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<v-ger> tinky winky - po and laa laa have been talkin about your homie dipsy
<Tinky_Win> im not a homie
<v-ger> pardon me tinky winky - you're just a midget in a felt suit - don't get uppity

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<billlly> list
<v-ger> COCK
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<SAMeOld> Its because of people like v-ger that everyone goes to #mp3z-Techno-Dance, later
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/nickserv register buttpirate
/nick v-ger
*** SAMeOld is now known as v-ger
<v-ger> >:)
* j-gor knows what v-ger just did.

[10:57] <#electronic-mp3 : MaSkEd_MaNgLeR> just finished cruzing v-ger's webpage, he's a little demented huh?

<LittleMissVaginalSeepage> http://negativepositive.gyrate.org/ <--------------- GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU STUPID
* Major_Payne is dont stupied
<Major_Payne> done even
<LittleMissVaginalSeepage> gee - you're a complete retard - you don't need my page

[15:41] <Junooni> Hey !! why are you working like a donkey to find a girl on IRC? come to #g5 to find them the humanly way...!! and remember IRC girls are like postal stamps..lick them, stick them and kick them forward..details on #g5 see you there ..Pakistani's r most w ( KaTeWinsLeT ScRiPt V 2000 )

<hereeyeco> why not kick the real idiots in the channel man, not the people who are normal
<v-ger> cindy is a bot - does that make it NORMAL ?
<hereeyeco> i just dont know why you let fucking retards type the shit they do..
<v-ger> because they , unlike you, have a sense of humor
<hereeyeco> oh yeah, cut and paste that for the channel too, i know you are dying to
<v-ger> by the way - wanna touch my clitoris ?
<hereeyeco> sure
<hereeyeco> fuck..hahaha
* v-ger slams 2.6 pounds of man log against your forehead
<hereeyeco> raping a child is far from funny..youd feel the same if yyour little brother got molested and beaten
<v-ger> was it good for you ?

<TheRobot> why is my cock all purple and fuzzy?

<Joe_Dogs_Ianuzzi> i'am smart

<a_sexual> does anybody have zip files

<HuRts> How have a songs!!

<v-ger> i like masturbating with a jar of peanut butter and leaving the big cylindrical hole in it so the next person has a REALLY good idea what i did

<j_gor> all you nyc people are so hardcore
* j_gor pees in anger.

<Sn00pen[away]> whats wrong with dialup?

<|--acid--|> my breasts smell good again
<|--acid--|> dunno why
<DigitalHardcore> mmmmmm chickem cunt

<Earth69> WHy the fuck did u kick me?
<v-ger> because you smell funny
<Earth69> hehehehe..hahaha..no that wasnt funny
<v-ger> i know it wasn't - your smell is very unfunny
<Earth69> wtf is ur problem??? are u smokin some weird shit or what???? u say I smell unfunny..what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
<v-ger> i'm sorry - i was too busy licking my pet hamster's anus - he get's little seeds stuck in there and it's like when you get coconut stuck in your teeth from girlscout cookies - chewing on that shit all damn day
* v-ger tweaks your nipple
<Earth69> hmm..ok..

<ahrules> well. i am gonna leave now...none of you were friendly to me... as soon as i came in every one was against me. You migh all be poor.. you must live in a ghetto or something like that. and i am not joking. your nation is a mix of races. you don´t have authenticity, you´re all a bunch of followers you know. you don´t have an specific identity and that´s what makes you less.. You spreaded aids. you are the #1 gay-population country. bye

<Thraser10> @locator falco - Rock Me Amadeus - The Solieri Version
*** Thraser10 was kicked by v-ger ( stoopid )
<Thraser10> fuck you
<v-ger> thank you sir
<v-ger> merry christmas
<v-ger> bless you
<Thraser10> u2 bitch
<v-ger> i love you
<Thraser10> kick me and say stoopid is not nice
<v-ger> i'm sorry - what i meant to say was "merry christmas"
<v-ger> or if you don't do the christmas thing "happy holidays"
<Thraser10> merry christmas sorry
<Thraser10> happy new year 2
<v-ger> thank you
<Thraser10> :) again sorry just made me upset
<v-ger> no problem - will you kiss me ?
<Thraser10> smooch

<magic_silver_box> that was a singularly enjoyable diarrhea session
<magic_silver_box> i just sat down
<magic_silver_box> and like
<magic_silver_box> this stream of p000000 jsut squirted out
<magic_silver_box> and
<magic_silver_box> the toilet paper smelled like a western burger

<mega^megascript> im gonna play some q3 now
<mega^megascript> to relieve some tension
<mega^megascript> masturbation just doesnt work anymore

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<wpkr> You're not supposed to say fuck.
<v-ger> FUCK
<v-ger> fuckity fuck fucking fuckeroo
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<mothy> that picture of Fabio with a bloody face is from where i live,
<mothy> thats the funniest shit
<eroiero> you live in an amusement park?

<DigitalHardcore> what do the pluses by ppls names mean?
<slappy_> means we're cooler than you
<superfly-> type /quit NEWUSER STATUS to get a +
<DigitalHardcore> oh really
<DigitalHardcore> ya i guess
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<superfly-> wb Digital
<superfly-> you should get the + soon
<DigitalHardcore> oh ok cool
<_65535afK> you gotta quit & rejoin
<superfly-> shit, you dont have it?
<_65535afK> to get the plus
<superfly-> DIgital: type /raw names
<_65535afK> but you've done that already?
<superfly-> to get it rapid sent
<_65535afK> yeh... /raw names
<superfly-> to a dalnet oper
<superfly-> otherwise it could take weeks
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<KidFlash> Yeah. The chick who wanted to write on my back with a magic marker now wants to poop in my mouth.
<KidFlash> I blame all of this on you, v-ger.

[22:25] «w» vibroboy is fthe0090@ppp112-amiens.libertysurf.fr
[22:25] «w» vibroboy is «fredo»
[22:25] «w» vibroboy on #electronic-musicmakers #mp3electronik #electronic-mp3
[22:25] «w» vibroboy on #0!!!!dogsex #analsex #sexe #mp3_metal
<vibroboy> we don't speak about that .....
<vibroboy> we don't speak about that .....
<vibroboy> there is a chat for me and my friend .we doesn't want to fuck kangaroos....
/j #0!!!!dogsex
[22:27] «ø» [#0!!!!dogsex] topic- Welcome to the Original dogsex channel on Dalnet 18+ only NO rape, incest, teen, or pedo channels allowed fservs must have op approval (Baer1) (Binette)
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<v-ger> mmm dogpenis
<ChRiStIaN-MuNkY> you like those v-ger?
<vibroboy> i want pics

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<Bana`czech{|away|}> is that a cock?

<zee^2000> hello
<v-ger> HI
<zee^2000> als pls
<v-ger> enough smalltalk - let's just fuck
<zee^2000> go to hell
<v-ger> come with me - i give great oral
<v-ger> might cool the burn

<Wake4Christ> how are you going to prove science

<megalomaniac> i got my left testicle back
<zEBz> me too :)

<whiteggs> do u call this channel fun i think u are rude
<whiteggs> FAGGOT SHIT
<whiteggs> IM ASKING A POLITE ? HERE
<whiteggs> SO BE POLITE
<whiteggs> U ARENT I AM NOT OBLIGATING U TOO
<whiteggs> BUT IF UR NORMAL U SHOULD TREAT
<whiteggs> THE USERS WITH RESPECT

<Etymotic> I DONT THINK THIS IS A FUNNY PLACE
<Etymotic> YOU PEOPLE ARE WEIRD
<Etymotic> wht kind of dumbass eats rocks?

<megalomaniac> hmm... i should get some liquid testosterone before track
<v-ger> mega - it's hard to run with a woodie
<megalomaniac> v-ger, oh yeah
<motardo> haha
<megalomaniac> dammit
<megalomaniac> heh
<megalomaniac> and those tight shorts dont conceal much

* WatchDragon is amking a ventage game music wabpage
<v-ger> vintage
<v-ger> WD - be sure to use a spell checker on your page
<JayDigital> yeah watch
<JayDigital> you're illiterate man ;p
<qoncept> HahAHahhahahahaahahaHaHaHhah

<nillax> talk dirty to me
<v-ger> shit fuck damn ass
<nillax> oh god
<nillax> you turn me on

<Cim> hepinizi sikeyim
<Cim> mother fucker
<Cim> ananýn amýnda

<slappy_> girls make me smelly
<slappy_> I mean excited

<DestineE-BoY> THIS CHANNEL IS THE SHITTEST MAN WHO EVER IS THE FOUNDER CAN SUCK MY DICK AND ALL THE OPS ARE FAGGOTE AND ANNAMARIA IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO U ARE I SWEAR ILL FUCKEN SHOOT YA......

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<SDFSDFLKJDS^_^DSKFLJ> missy suks my dik
<||Missy||> thanks

<superfly-> my peepee looks kind of weird today
<qoncept> my wang started peeling the other day

<KidFlash> I can get a bigger boner watching the weather channel.
<Trauma> i think i turned on the weather channel and masturbated once.......i waited for some hottie to come on for 4 minutes
<Trauma> then i waited another hour for her to come back on

<Fortified> but allysa milano is on there
<TrancePants> like I haven't seen her naked about 70 times before
<v-ger> damn jay - you've had sex with allysa milano even more than ME

* KidFlash assrapes the ^^^Sorcerer^
<^^^Sorcerer^> no you dont

<kritty> muh pinkie dick...lost it again

<Trauma> how am i supposed to get gas and something to eat without going inside?
<v-ger> eat some gas
<Trauma> hehe
<v-ger> pay at the pump

<Trauma> > Mr. Mioduszewski,
<Trauma> >
<Trauma> > This is to notify you that on 11/4/99, we received a formal complaint
<Trauma> > concerning obscene and harassing behavior in an IRC chat room. The
<Trauma> > connection established by the user "Trauma" originated from your MediaOne
<Trauma> > Road Runner connection.

<rejectmech> elle is hawt
<manray> i would fuck elle in the ears

<ViN_RavE> hey im vin im from nyc im at albany for college whats up
<LilMissVaginalSeepage> wow - i am about as interested as you can get
<ViN_RavE> hahah funny
<ViN_RavE> where u from
<LilMissVaginalSeepage> no - i'm serious - if it were possible to be any more interested my colon would get distended
<ViN_RavE> hahha
<ViN_RavE> fine
[20:11] «ø» No such user ViN_RavE

<Mystery_X> You look like one of the dancers from those hanson video. You little fagget ho
<v-ger> mmmm hanson
<v-ger> those nubile young asses
<v-ger> mmmmmmm
<Mystery_X> Yeah. Like the queers
<v-ger> mystery - you wanna ass plow me ?
<Mystery_X> You would only wish
<Mystery_X> I think Kewl boy wouldn't mind though
<v-ger> no mystery x - your nick is so original that i wanna rub my scent on you
<Mystery_X> But don't you prefer inanimate objects up your ass
<Kewl_-Boy> hey mistery
<Kewl_-Boy> what u say about me??/
<Mystery_X> I was just kidding man
<v-ger> Mystery_X - you didn't say that last night when i filled your void
<Mystery_X> I think your mistaking me with your mom
<v-ger> no - my mom's ass is tighter
<Mystery_X> Yeah. Why is that v-ger
<v-ger> Mystery_X is playing coy since he didn't want me to say anything about the hummer he gave me last night - he's quite skilled - i was suprised
<Mystery_X> Me coy. I don't think so!!! Not after you fantisized about your grandma
<v-ger> what would me fantasizing about my grandma (super hottie) have to do with you being coy ?

<JayDigital> I give v-ger good head
<JayDigital> so I don't have to be nice to him
<v-ger> fuck no you don't you toothy fuck

<the|3erzerker> I swallow *wink*wink*

<WatchDragon> my dick is cool
<WatchDragon> it hangs out

<ravenova> anyone know where i can get a good proggie for aol

<Trauma> sorry, i'm sure i have everything you do, and that you don't have anything I want

<qoncept> youre queer
<qoncept> are you ready?
<puker> l is totally circumcised

<v-ger> well - everyone liked simcity2000 too , but i thought it was boring
<JayDigital> i guess it's an acquired taste
<v-ger> sorta like poop

<puker> once I went to a Strip club like 2 years ago... and they had black lights...none of the girls were sitting on my lap... I looked down at my Jeans and found out why... there was the biggest stain or mark or what ever that was glowing becuase of the black lights... it covered my entire crotch

<JayDigital> I'd photocopy my nipples and send them to my friends

<Canniba|_DJ> damnit, my crotch smells like jizz
<Canniba|_DJ> Damnit I smell too much like jizz
<Canniba|_DJ> there's no way to get rid of that smell of jizz once it's on yew!

* Canniba|_DJ unzips his pants and allows for his cock to fall out

<The`Berzerker> IdolWild, you look like Richard D. James
<The`Berzerker> IdolWild, ur sexy, woooo wooo
<The|3erzerker> I bet I would fuck Trent Reznor or Manson if I had the chance.
<The|3erzerker> C0rn.......actually he doesn't...he smells quite fresh.....at least when I was sucking him off

<Trauma> conclusion: pee tastes sour
* Trauma inserts his dick into a horse pussy
<AfterHousE> op me please
<v-ger> touch my swollen member
<AfterHousE> ok please
<v-ger> it will tingle and throb if you do it well
<AfterHousE> how is kentucky
<v-ger> glistening

<v-ger> c'mere and sit on my lap
<v-ger> hehe
<C0rnflake_g1rl> comin.
<v-ger> not yet , you're not

<DobbS> have u ever seen the virtual sex thing
<v-ger> no , but i've seen the real sex thing a few times
<DobbS> I had it like 7 years ago
<v-ger> you haven't had sex in 7 years ???
<DobbS> uhh

<RiViN> I liked the show My Two Dads because it was a real-life situation i can relate to

<LoveswatchinSesamestreet> i like chickens
<LoveswatchinSesamestreet> i had sex with one too

<puker> so I am extra horny... can you blame me.. I am still a virgin
<puker> it is all swollen and purple
<puker> DAMMIT
<puker> I just hope I don't have a woodie all night like the last 5 days
<puker> I wish I had a really big COCK
<puker> but mine is small
<puker> maybe a 6 inches on my best day
<puker> with a piece of Bubble gum on the end
<puker> becuase I have a big pussy
<puker> I like the feel of a cold bottle UP MY ASS

<qoncept> C0rnflake_g1rl: there is the hope that I will one day get a scanner or digital camera and send you pictures of my penis

<voronika> dobbs is that loser that won't stop sexoring me...

<Trauma> if shes hot and 12
<Trauma> ill still fuck her
<Trauma> i never had a girlfriend in real life before
<Trauma> im desperate, and proud of the fact that im going to jiz the second a girl holds my hand
<Trauma> i wear rubber underwear if i go around girls
<Trauma> they wont know i did it
<Trauma> maybe thats why im a virgin still too

<Trauma> i hear she has red hair and big tits
<Trauma> even if shes fat, all the more room for my cock in her fat mouth
<Trauma> cannibis, please do not make fun of me simply because my parents choose to leave me uncircumsized
<Trauma> and then i'd put a big fat old spike on top of my dick
<Trauma> anyone here have a soft ass i can prod and massage?
<|mycroft|> I do
<qoncept> Lovesmackums: you can suck on traumas gummy penis
<Lovesmackums> mmmmmmmm

<rammstein68> Deftone: hey guess what
<Deftone> what rammstein
<rammstein68> Deftone: did you know that if you eat a guys asshole out its just like a pussy
<rammstein68> except for the shit
<Deftone> yea
<Deftone> thats true

<magic_silver_box> now, if you'll excuse me, i have an appointment to empty my scrotum into the contents of a nearby tissue box

<Trauma> i have penisgrower
<Trauma>Hey i'm a virgin, i just don't admit it

<fluoats> "oh fluoats is gay then"
<fluoats> "who knows"
<fluoats> "he'll never tell u"

<GhetoBoy13> i'm suck anything for you

<CowBrain> your nuts are sexy
<Daeron`> dude
<CowBrain> can I lick them?
<Daeron`> well.. i suppose head is head
<Daeron-> i am a packer of homosexual fudge

<Canniba|_DJ> fire in my anus
* Canniba|_DJ ouch

<fluoats> damn i got this big turd stuck up my ass

<TheRobot> im gay and tired... don't make fun of how dumb i am :P

<PornStarStegen> i wish school could end now so i can go home and jerk off to the girls pics in the year book

<WatchDragon> you dont affect me with your 6 inch nipples

<Trauma> yay 11 hours of sleep, boy my dick has been neglected for a record time..

* Iwahn_Tabier puts something long and hard on Lovestongue's tongue
<Lovestongue> daddy?

<Iwahn_Tabier> my pee pee gets hard when i stroke it
<Iwahn_Tabier> my butt is saucy after i farted
<puker> unfortunately I HAVE no life and my wiener is smaller than v-gers
<MoTaRDo> v-ger, yeah, well i use vagisil...
<MoTaRDo> but i still like summers eve
<|MinorThreat|> summer's eve brings that freshness anythime.

<PornStarStegen> whats with all the penis'

<Squigster> my stepdad used to touch me..

<qoncept> v-ger is hotter than pamela anderson
<qoncept> v-ger has nicer tits

<Chichiri^> i luv it when v-ger tawks dirtee tew me

<blodyholy> I have a normal sized penis.
<blodyholy> My bum really itches.
<blodyholy> Guy-: i got to nibble the pubic hairs of a south african elephant off tonite

<CowBrain> I love my precum
<CowBrain> prejaculatory fluid

<phantasmag0rical> I own a pocket pussy....
<|MinorThreat|> pocketpussys r expensive
<Yarbles> they're like 100 bucks for the good one
<PornStarStegen> i want a pocket pussy
<PornStarStegen> plastic and skin
<PornStarStegen> i want a real cock for christmas.
<C0rnflake_g1rl> i want a cock for x-mas too damnit

<rucool> Digital Pimp here, Anyone have some bitches for me?
<JayDigital> ick, I just drooled all over myself

<Hi_Low> i an't never p
<Hi_Low> bothering looking for clit again
<PornStarStegen> thats why i feel gay
<PornStarStegen> get out of my head fag
<PornStarStegen> i would make wild steamy love to u minor

<WatchDragon> just imagine you walking in on your girlfriend masturbating with penis shapes fruits and vegitables
<WatchDragon> my nipples hurt
<WatchDragon> you dont affect me with your 6 inch nipples

<GhetoBoy13> fuck you
<GhetoBoy13> stop email bombing me and don't bomb this address either
<v-ger> i didn't bomb you, you lil bitch
<GhetoBoy13> if you do i'll be forced to notify AOL
<v-ger> HAHAHAH
<v-ger> he said aol
<GhetoBoy13> fuck you
<GhetoBoy13> i'll tell i swear
<v-ger> booo - i'm sooo scared of aol
<v-ger> what the hell do you think aol can do to me ? - kill my nonexistant aol account ?
<GhetoBoy13> fine, i'll call the police
<GhetoBoy13> i'll get the IRCop
<GhetoBoy13> and tell nomy he's getting his house toileted tomorrow
<v-ger> what are you gonna tell the ircop - that we teased you and made you lose your erection ?
<GhetoBoy13> hackers are illegal you know
<GhetoBoy13> i'll tell them you'er trading mp3z
<GhetoBoy13> and that you moved from mp3z to mp4z rom

<Dj_on_steroids> gonna flush my teeth now with the hair that grows on my balls
<Dj_on_steroids> 'ball-hair'

<Dj_on_steroids> NO ANAL MASTRABATION until MARIED
<Dj_on_steroids> yeh
<Dj_on_steroids> i do that all the time
Dj_on_steroids> no,i'm just horny

<Baky> I cut off my cock and superglued the squirrel in my crotch

<CowBrain> last night before I went to sleep...I had the urge to lick a juicy penis...as soon as I started licking my dogs cock like usual...I said to my self "wake up!" so I ran outside naked with the dog penis I ripped of my dog and put it in between my teeth and squeezed...as soon as the blood from the dog testicles trickled down my mouth I felt cum drippled from my penis down into the soft snow..just thought you guys would like to know.

<IRAQ-FOR-EVER> HI MOTHER FUCKERS HOW ARE YOU SON OF BITCHES AND FUCK YOU ALL AND TELL YOUR MOTHER FUCKEN AND BASTERED AND SON OF BITCH AND ASSWHOLE PRECENDENT CLINTON TO COME OT IRAQ AND FIGHT MAN TO MAN INSTEAD OF TALKING ON THE TV AND TELL THE MOTHER FUCKER TONY BLIAR TO STOP BEING A DOG AND A PIG FOR AMIRICANS AND TELL ALL THE GULF AND ARAB LEADERS TO STOP FUCKING ALL THE BOYS AND WAKEUP AND FIGHT LILKE MANS AND FUCK YOU ALL AND FUCK THE AMIRICANS

<Give_Me_Beer> see, i got my dicked sucked last night...
<Give_Me_Beer> and i didnt even ask
<ear|> by whom?
<Give_Me_Beer> im not gonna say, cuz if it gets around....no more sucky for me
<Give_Me_Beer> :)
<ear|> hehe.. kewl
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<Give_Me_Beer> you must learn how to train yo bitches
<Give_Me_Beer> it's all in the wrist
<ear|> you're a sick sick man.. hehe
<Give_Me_Beer> im a happy man
<ear|> you should be
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<ear|> i too am a happy man.. my mom is making me an omelet
<Give_Me_Beer> word

(in the channel #islam)
<abuahmed> what's your problem
<v-ger> nothing
<v-ger> i just LOVE jewish women
<abuahmed> well get on the jewish channel, dick head
<v-ger> why ? - don't you like jewish women?
<v-ger> don't you think they are pretty and virtuous?
<abuahmed> hey asshole, this is not a sex channel....go jerk off someplace off
<v-ger> i'm not looking for sex
<v-ger> i'm just saying that i think jewish women have some special quality about them
<abuahmed> i don't care what you're looking for, if it's not to talk about Islam don't come to #islam
<v-ger> why do you have a problem with me liking jewish women ?
<abuahmed> let me try this again: #islam is for chat about the religion of Islam, not women of any sort.
<abuahmed> get that??
<v-ger> but you don't talk ONLY about islam as far as i could tell from being in there
<v-ger> i just wish you could agree that jewish women are pretty - what could be wrong with that ?
<abuahmed> fuck off
<v-ger> you don't see it ?
<abuahmed> dickhead

<Banaczech> I can rape my own azz

<dOiDo_jp> i will go sincere i hate usa peoples...mexico brasil and iran are better!i burn a note of dollar i burn a usa flag!go to hell usa people!(american dont si a people who born in usa american peoples are peoples who born on american continent!

<o_estudante> Some brazilian here?
<v-ger> i are to being brazilian
<o_estudante> Hello
<v-ger> HI BINGO
<o_estudante> why?
<v-ger> bingo ?
<o_estudante> yes!