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a reindeer in his natural habitat..a fenced dirt field

One night in December a few years back I was going outside and saw my neighbors had two fake reindeer in the front yard. I thought, "Hey - I could make the one MOUNT the other one ... no wait - then, for the rest of the time I lived here I would be known as THAT neighbor." ............ That was the day I realized I was getting old.

Look how the bastards tempt and taunt me. Especially the way their necks are arched. They're asking for it.