HAPPY NEW YEARS! Congratulations! You're ONE YEAR CLOSER TO THE GRAVE! Every second you're alive, is a second spent dying. What better way to celebrate rapidly approaching your inevitable demise and your thankless and seemingly endless vocational trail that ends only when the dirt is finally pouring over your lifeless carcass, than by poisoning your body with massive quantities of alcohol, thus accelerating the process? You may not have found meaning in your existence yet, and time's running out faster than the gas in a Chrysler, but don't be sad. Most of the people who think they have found meaning in life are INSANE OR DELUDED! YAY! It sure is great being a flyspeck in the universe, who won't be missed on any cosmic level once you're dead. Too bad you're not Tupac Shakur. Then you would have the opportunity to be even more annoying for a much longer time than when you were alive. Surely that hot girl at the party that you don't have the nerve to talk to will think you're incredibly charming and attractive once you've had a nearly fatal quantity of liquid courage! It's funny what people find important in life. At the beginning of the evening, the guy in the picture above liked his hat. However, hats and chunky-style soup don't blend too well.

Being Obnoxious on New Years Eve (wmv video / 2.4mb)

This video features Dan n' Dan, Phantasmag0rical (The one next to the Jack Russel Terrier that's shaking his moneymaker) and Evilpup (The one that looks incredibly alert)

The noisy human behind the camera is negativepositive.