In this vast network of self congratulatory, self absorbed webpages comes something different... one written by me. That might make it different, but am I really the one to judge that? There are approximately 6.7 billion human beings living on this planet and every single one of them believes they're different... special... creative... even intelligent. Most of them are wrong, and that may very well include me. This is my contribution to the anthill. (Side note: I recently had to update the human population figure, as the population of the earth has risen by HALF A BILLION people since I first wrote this blurb, maybe 5 years ago at most. Also note that it took all of human history up to the year 1825 to reach one billion)

UPDATED 6/12/08
New Doom

People laughed at David Koresh for claiming to be the second coming of Christ. I laugh at Christians for worshipping the first coming of David Koresh.

It's so hard to find a girl who appreciates my hobbies... My main hobbies being ignoring people, thinking I'm smarter than you, and laughing at things that other people hold dear.

*** Now talking in #Christian
<DipSeT> haha negativepostive
<DipSeT> he'z pure evil
<negativepositive> I SEE I AM KNOWN TO YOU