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Coprophilia // poop fetish .

Acrotomophilia // sexually aroused by idea of having one’s limbs amputated or having sex with an amputee.

Formicophilia // sexually aroused by insects , or by being covered with insects.

Autophagy // sexually aroused by the idea of eating one’s own flesh.

Meatotmy // men can insert small objects into urethra . They then insert larger and larger objects until the urethra expands . There have been documented cases of men engaging in intercourse within another man's expanded urethra.

Necro-bestiality //  sex with dead animals. The chef's favorite.

Ophidicism // insert snake. wiggle wiggle wiggle.

Docking // two men can engage in a sort of quasi intercourse by rolling one man's foreskin over the other man's penis. You are disqualified from this event in countries where they circumcise males without asking.
 

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