KICK AZZ Records. Some of the worst Photoshop work EVER, combined with illiterate rapper bios with the usual "YO, WE WORTH 3 MILLION DOLLARS WE LAYIN LOW CUZ DA COPS WANT TROUBLE D. TROUBLE FO MURDA" in all caps, makes for a page that puts the Icy Hot Stuntaz to shame. I think I saw like two marks of punctuation on the entire page, and one of them was a period that was used incorrectly. No doubt they're too busy counting money and fucking hot girls to take the time to punctuate or tap the capslock key. Maybe it's just me, but if you had more than a couple of dimes to rub together, would you use a FREE webserver? They have lots of "Celebrity Photos" of famous rappers and "Fan Photos," implying somehow that these people actually hang out with these losers. They have a picture of Beyonce Knowles with a caption, "Trouble's Bitch." They also have lots of pictures of horribly spliced together cars with K.A.R. Photoshopped on the front in blocky letters. This is to imply that they own these cars, while it's closer to the truth that the closest they'd ever get to being allowed to even touch cars like this would be if they got valet jobs. I'm sad that the link to www.kar4life.com is dead, because I really wanted to know the "REALEASE" date for their album. " WE ARE CURRENTLY IN NEGOTIATION WITH UNIVERSAL RECORDS THATS RIGHT UNIVERSAL TROUBLE AND UNIVERSAL PRESIDENT JOHN RIGGINS IS WORKING ON A CONTRACT SO WATCH OUT FOR US WE ARE GOING MAJOR" Translation: "We sent them a demo tape a year and a half ago. Surely the phone should be ringing any minute now. I put in a lot of overtime over the past few weeks at Burger King so I could afford a bottle of Cristal to pop as soon as they call us up and tell us we're billionaires. Mom will be so happy because I'll finally be able to afford my own place."

   Possibly the last "Big" E/N site that actually makes its own content. One of my favorite places on the internet.

   Keneto. He lives in a house made of bricks, as many of his fellow Canadians do. I know this comes as a shock to many of you out there that thought that Canadians lived in burrows... What? Did you think I was going to say igloos? Damn, dude! That's such a stereotype.

   Makes me want to get "WWJD" tattooed on my penis.

    The Best Page in the Universe. This guy is hilarious. I am humbled by his ranting.

    Crusade 2001+ Trading Cards! This is one of my favorite toys right now. The painful truth is Double-Plus amusing.

    More Trading Cards. These are for evil dictators that the US Government thought were good for business and supported, regardless of how many innocent people they killed and tortured or how much money they stole.

    Red Meat. Milkman Dan = God.

    The Guerrilla News Network. The groundbreaking electronic multimedia group EBN has evolved into my favorite organization for alternative media. They delve deep into a lot of things that I think about a lot: The Media Monopoly's Manipulation of the Masses, Police Brutality, Political Dirty Tricks, Corporate Crime, The Intentionally Forgotten Past, Our Fake Democracy. Loads of amazing links, great music, brilliant video presentations all made to shed light on things that The Establishment would rather the general public not think too much about. Buy their DVD. It's GREAT and is well worth the 24 bucks on its own, plus it helps support them.

   The Onion. The best "fake news" page on the Internet.

   Slice of Danny. Processed and individually wrapped.

    Rick and Rak. Video clips galore of them not giving a rat's ass. I spooged my shorts.

    NotIan. Truth be told, I bet he really is Ian. But who gives a rat's ass about truth? Oh yeah.. me. BUT STILL!

WECKSTROM    Karl's THINGEE. No... not THAT thingee.

    If you're like me, you're really tired of getting fucked by religion. However, some people just can't get enough! Gimme Gimme some BABY JESUS BUTTPLUG!

Upright Citizens Brigade. Fucking awesome sketch comedy. If you're in NYC, stop by here for a great show for under ten bucks. Also, buy their DVD because it kicks ass.

Real Hamster. Are you looking for the perfect mechanized artificial buggering love hamster?

    Alex Chiu's "Amazing Eternal Life Device." Gee. Who would have thought that some crappy little refrigerator magnets could make you LIVE FOREVER and repair all your ailments, diseases and signs of aging? Well they CAN! Not only does Alex have the all the answers when it comes to immortality and health, but he also knows everything there is to know about WORLD PEACE (He begs for you to "Prevent The War with China, who will go to war once they run out of food, by Building My Patented Teleporter!") and DIET (The reason you crave a hamburger is because the chemical charge of the hamburger activated your brain's Hamburger Neuron Group.) and GOVERNMENT (Unite all the world's nations as a huge private corporation - hey- it seems to work for Microsoft... right? ..... Right?) and GOD (He fully understands the secret Bible Code) and EVOLUTION (Animals retreat from danger because enemies have a NEGATIVE IONIC CHARGE. Animals eat because FOOD has a POSITVE IONIC CHARGE. Humans and Animals can walk because their legs have positive charges, which repel, hence making the legs alternate.) and GRAVITY (Gravity is static electricity generated because the core of the earth rotates faster than the crust, causing friction like rubbing a balloon.) and SPACE (including how to build your very own UFO, and how The Universe Expanded because it was "HIT BY THUNDER," and one day will shrink into a Black Hole... Black Holes aren't magic, by the way.) He also has a Cosmo-style self-quiz so you can determine if you are The Messiah. WOW! This guy isn't a fucking insane batshit crazy wingnut at all! He's just amazingly smart!

    The Church of Euthanasia. Save the Planet. Kill Yourself.

    I never realized how empty was my life, until it was filled to overflowing by Zombo.com.

    Evilpup. He makes me feel like a natural woman.

    Fat Chicks In Party Hats. Yeah - I know most of you have seen it. If you haven't you should. GO NOW! ZOOMTARD COMMANDS YOU, YOU BUTTER CREATURE.

   Adbusters. Too bad an organization can't run for president.

   Your brain needs Gyration.

   Jesus, Dinosaurs, and More. A page about how evolution is "wrong, wrong, wrong" because dinosaurs were on Noah's ark, the Earth is only 6000 years old, and it's so much more rational to believe in magic than in some logical process that occurred over a long period of time. Noah's Ark was as big as a football field? Congratulations. You could fit almost HALF of the species of INSECTS if you paired them. Faith is funny. Basically a page all about taking the questions "Why" and "How" and answering them with "Because it says so in this poorly conceived and even more poorly translated book" and "Poof - God is magic." Takes the usual creationist stance of "any evidence to prove evolution is theoretical while anything that proves creationism (including the findings of scientists in the 1600's and using the Bible as scientific evidence) is solid fact." Any argument that people make to say that the Earth is millions of years old or that it took longer than a week to form is refuted by comparing the theory against the account that's in the Bible. "The sedimentary layers of the ground took millions of years to form? Hmmm... Let me just find the verse here... Well - here in the Bible there's a worldwide flood so your theory is debunked." Creationists are programmed to think in a totally linear way, which is why they can't comprehend why, if we evolved from apes, that apes still exist. Since their system is such a black and white system of magic and will, they can't conceptualize how the product and the source could possibly coexist. "If God created man from monkeys, he would get rid of the monkeys, so why doesn't evolution get rid of the monkeys?" The principle of Science is making a hypothesis first and THEN believing the proof when and if it's found and verified. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. When scientists find proof that they're wrong, they scrap the idea, concede and keep testing new variables and ideas. Mistakes get examined, tested and corrected rather than swept under the rug. Creationists believe the hypothesis (the Bible) and if the evidence (no matter how reliable) doesn't agree, then they discard the evidence and KEEP the theory. In other words, they try to prove what they WANT to believe, rather than developing their belief systems on their findings. Backwards assholes! "Hmm - my book of fruity wisdom says the sky is purple. (Looks at the sky.) Hmm -  It looks blue. THE SKY MUST BE BEING MANIPULATED BY SECULAR POLITICIANS POSING AS SCIENTISTS! I'm gonna write to my congressman and run for School Council!" Science thrives on variables and testing. Creationism thrives on assumption and non-examination. When you ASSUME that your theory is an absolutely reliable fact; could not be flawed, to the extent that any experimentation that proves contrary to your theory's account should be completely disregarded, you have lost all critical perspective and are incapable of unbiased analysis. The conclusions of anyone operating on the principle that the merit of assumed ideas outweighs that of research findings are completely intellectually sterile. The term "Creation Science" is a complete contradiction. Their purpose isn't to figure things out, but rather to attempt to disprove theories that conflict with what they ASSUME to be true already. Every time I read this site (and hear the opinions of like-minded sites and people) it makes me more and more agitated that people who actually live in the real world are so primitive in their thinking and are continually trying to gain social and political influence. These people have no room to laugh at the "Flat Earth Society." Their reasoning is just as flawed. You want a voice in how MY children are educated? FUCK YOU! You pseudointellectuals make me nauseous every time you use the phrase "Theory of Evolution." Why don't you go and try to debunk the "Theory of Respiration" by dunking your head underwater and praying for god to sustain you until everything gets dark and cold. Why are creationists so terrified by evolution and fanatical in their defense of their flawed theories? Because it's one of the most irrefutable scientific truths which DISPROVES the the idea that the Bible is a reliable historical account. Evolution is such simple, obvious truth that it even makes Christians start questioning their faith. "Yeah... evolution seems pretty reasonable compared to Adam and Eve... I wonder what else in the Bible might not be true, and why should we even assume that ANY of it is?" The root of the passion against evolutionists is that evolution makes a simple kind of sense, with no smoke and mirrors, and it casts doubts in the minds of otherwise resolute Christians. People who think in a scientific perspective welcome new ideas, even when they disprove old theories. If creationism is such an air-tight theory, creationists should welcome open debate. Instead, they try to get evolution banned from school curriculum. In their case, faith is literally the avoidance of the truth. They WANT to follow a god. They want to believe in the romantic notion that there is an all-knowing, all-powerful being out there who hand-designed them for a specific purpose. They can't imagine a life without being under a deity's heel, and the idea of evolution scares them, because if their god didn't create the universe, then we don't really OWE him anything, or maybe there's nobody there at all. With christianity comes a sense of purpose, but with atheism comes clarity. Another thing that pisses Christians off about evolution is the fact that it negates their narcissistic view that humans are made in god's image. Evolution is a long-term continuing process with no true end product. If smarter, more advanced creatures evolve FROM us, then we're not the end, and not fit to be made from god's design, which, of course, is supposed to be perfect. They like the idea of looking in the mirror and thinking they're godlike, when they're much more like disease germs: reproducing uncontrollably and destroying their environment to the extent that nothing, not even them, will find it livable. Willfull ignorance is one of the foundations of the Christian religion. 2 Corinthians 10; 5 "We demolish arguments and every pretension that sets itself up against the knowledge of God, and we take captive every thought to make it obedient to Christ." In other words, even if something is undeniably true, if it defies Christianity, we'll erase it from history, science, and the minds of man. Destroy the evidence that we're wrong, and it looks like we're right. Oh - and he dedicates his page to his dog. " This site is dedicated to Jessica 'The Lord's Gift'" Oh, you mean two big dogs fucked and a bunch of little dogs squirted out some time later? FUCKING FAROUT! It's OBVIOUSLY a gift from THE LORD!

Here's a much better site.

And another one - this one is fun and has LOADS of great resources. American Atheists ... 

    Digital Girly. In a world filled with cheesy, unimaginative porn that is insulting even to the intelligence of lower primates, it's refreshing to see a site of creative, tasteful, smart, erotic photography. This is ART. I hope Natacha Merritt makes a million bucks a print.

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