<Joe> your gay
<Joe> and your stupid
<Joe> Your websites a piece of shit
<Joe> you suck
<Joe> go to hell you retarded faggot
<negativepositive> this is getting good. should i get a bag of popcorn, or is this the climax?
(time passing)
<Joe> ha, you no girls have experienced any climaxes when dealing with you have they?
<Joe> except maybe your mom
<negativepositive> wow - that took a LONG TIME
<negativepositive> which is really sad
<negativepositive> i should get some popcorn shouldn't i
<Joe> sorry I don't spend all day on the computer practicing my typing
<negativepositive> it wasn't your typing i was referring to as sad - it was your use of a prepackaged joke that third graders use to feel hardcore
<negativepositive> c'mon - you've used all the stock ones already
<negativepositive> gimme something new and original
<Joe> I bet you like to feel those hardcore third graders don't you
<negativepositive> wow - there's the inevitable pedo joke - i'll scratch that one off the list
<Joe> wasnt a joke, straight up facts
<negativepositive> you still have the bestiality avenue to go down and you could go further down the "gay" route
<negativepositive> hmm
<negativepositive> maybe add a little "kick your ass" for good measure
<Joe> why have you had experiences on both of those routes?
<negativepositive> they're a dime a dozen - i was just seeing if you had anything unique to add to them
<negativepositive> since you've used up the "your mom" and "fag" and pedo" and "sexual inadequacy" things
<negativepositive> you're running out of cliché insults
<negativepositive> soon you will have to think of something new or rehash ones you've already used
<Joe> why the fuck are you badmouthing canada? You dont know anything about it
<negativepositive> if that were true, you probably would have shrugged it off
<negativepositive> why are you so insecure that some guy you'll never meet can make you get all feisty and pissed off
<Joe> well, you try to create stereotypes about us because your piece of shit country has to shift it all on to its neighbors
<negativepositive> nah - i'm all for badmouthing the US and i do so with great vigor and enthusiasm
<negativepositive> i find amusement in bugging canadians because they think their shit doesn't stink
<Joe> so why don't you make a fuck USA page?
<negativepositive> http://www.negativepositive.org/Things-that-need-to-die.html
<negativepositive> like that one?
<negativepositive> you'll notice that it's FAR larger than the fuck canada page
<Joe> Thats not a fuck USA page, its just fuck people in general
<negativepositive> most of the things there are patently american bullshit
<negativepositive> you didn't answer my question - why are you so insecure that a webpage made by some guy you'll never meet can get under your skin?
<Joe> Not insecure, I just think its pretty fucking ridiculous that you have to try and make Canada look bad along with you fat ass piece of shit yanks
<negativepositive> gee wow - you sure do hate stereotypes
<negativepositive> well - when they apply to YOU
<Joe> Hey, I havent created any stereotypes lately
<negativepositive> "fat ass piece of shit yanks"
<Joe> Thats not a stereotype I created, thats the word going around
<negativepositive> so - a stereotype is ok as long as you can find people to agree with you
<negativepositive> that's what you're saying, right? let me know if i'm way off
<Joe> Your not getting the point but i'm not surprised
<negativepositive> you're intentionally missing my point, but i'm not surprised. your point is you want to have your cake and eat it too. you want to say what you want about whoever you want, even if there's no basis for it, but heaven forbid the finger points back at you.
<negativepositive> i'm messing with people - and my methods work - as demonstrated by your little spewing
<Joe> fuck you you slimy bald sack of shit
<negativepositive> awww - now you're hurting my self esteem
<Joe> I love that your bringing the horseshoe hairstyle back into fashion
<negativepositive> me too
<negativepositive> 100% testosterone baby
<negativepositive> i plan on shaving it when my headphones are sitting on skin
<negativepositive> i thought we were bordering on understanding - but i guess mindless yammering and disjointed insults are an easier course
<Joe> thats pretty much your website-mindless yammering
<negativepositive> if it were so mindless, then why do you give it credence by getting mad about it?
<Joe> refer back, creation of stereotypes
<negativepositive> you seem comfortable using them, so why shouldn't i be?
<Joe> I AM NOT CREATING THEM
<Joe> YOU ARE
<Joe> why not make a page that says fuck the mexicans?
<negativepositive> why? are you saying there's something wrong with Mexicans? why are you so racist, joe?
<negativepositive> i'm not creating any stereotypes either - a lot of what i assert can be found on canadian pride sites as easily as it can be found on my page
<negativepositive> name one single stereotype about canadians that i created
<Joe> let me take a look at the page
<negativepositive> one that i totally made up out of my diseased mind
<Joe> Everyone hates Canada for starters
<Joe> Its exactly the opposite
<negativepositive> hehe - you took that seriously? wow - you must be filled with hurt
<negativepositive> i'm happy to see that i can put the hooks in people so easily with things that no rational mind would take seriously
<negativepositive> that's a great compliment to my writing - thanks, joe. you flatter me
<Joe> Our radio stations arent required to play "canadian content". they just choose to because its better than anything you dumbass americans can make
<negativepositive> NO
<negativepositive> see
<negativepositive> that's where you're wrong
<Joe> Yeah you know because you've spent what, 2 weeks in Canada?
<negativepositive> http://www.crtc.gc.ca/eng/cancon.htm
<negativepositive> they ARE legally required to play mostly canadian stuff
<negativepositive> if they DON'T, they can be fined and have their license to broadcast yanked
<Joe> You talk about poutine being so popular, I or nobody I know has ever even tasted it
<negativepositive> the poutine thing seriously hurt your feelings? and did we just concede the canadian content thing?
<Joe> see you have to question me when I find stereotypes that YOU created
<negativepositive> yeah - i totally made it up. obviously mcdonalds and burger king in canada carry poutine because nobody likes it
<Joe> another one- more doughnut shops in Canada than there are houses in the U.S.
<negativepositive> wow - what a crybaby
<negativepositive> the ones that you pointed out that you weren't blatantly wrong about are absurd - and should be viewed as such
<negativepositive> uhhh
<negativepositive> you haven't ever heard of hyperbole?
<negativepositive> as in saying "i've been waiting in line for a million years?"
<Joe> that would be exaggeration
<negativepositive> that would be hyperbole - an exaggeration used for dramatic or facetious effect
<Joe> another one- 1 U.S. dollar equals 32.50 Canadian
<negativepositive> uhhh
<negativepositive> that hurt your feelings too?
<Joe> lol
<Joe> see what I mean?
<negativepositive> see - i'm not here to report the financial standing of the canadian dollar - i'm here to BUG PEOPLE
<negativepositive> OBVIOUSLY the canadian dollar is worth more - i think it's like 65 american cents or something
<negativepositive> but you get all whiney because i humorously made a point of blowing up the figure. it's not my fault that you're too illiterate to recognize hyperbole
<Joe> We did burn down the white house
<negativepositive> the BRITISH burned down the white house
<Joe> we were part of the british empire
<negativepositive> if the British conquered India - which they did - does that mean CANADA conquered India, even if no canadians fought?
<Joe> yep
<negativepositive> what a dumbass
<negativepositive> well - i can see that you're probably 15 - and hence not worth my time
<Joe> actually i'm 22
<Joe> sorry to disappoint you
<negativepositive> you don't write like you are - and you aren't particularly swift
<negativepositive> so see ya
<negativepositive> tell your home room class that you dissed the fuck canada guy
<negativepositive> tell them that you crushed me intellectually
<Joe> that wouldn't be hard
<negativepositive> oh yeah - you totally overwhelm me
<negativepositive> i can barely keep up with such valid critique as "your mom" or "fag"