I am opposed to censorship of ANY KIND. In my page I will occasionally say OFFENSIVE FUCKING SHIT. If you have some objection to that then GO THE FUCK AWAY! As far as I'm concerned, I can and will say whatever the fuck I please. If this displeases you then keep in mind that I give considerably less than a RAT'S ASS. This page is for MY enjoyment. If you find this page amusing or interesting or horrible then WHOOPITY SHIT! That point is pretty much moot to me. If you think my page is ugly then that's probably because I MADE it that way. My eyeballs work, and no, I don't need for someone to "improve" my design - even for free.

ALL logfiles contained on my page are REAL recordings of REAL idiots on IRC used with NO PERMISSION OF ANY KIND. If it's good enough for a sour, evil, old, fucking BAG like Linda Tripp, then it's plenty good enough for me. My logs are for personal amusement, not the destruction of a nation.

I happen to think words like "retard" and "honky" are pretty funny. If you really take shit like that seriously, I suggest you finger-paint something to express how you feel and send it to me. That is, if you don't eat it first.

At this time I would like to address all the children in the audience.
Sex is the very best thing in the whole world. Life is short so the earlier you get started, the longer you'll have to have as many orgasms as possible before you die. Adults always tell you to wait until marriage, but sex feels just as great when you're TEN, so get to fucking each other ASAP. Condoms suck because you can't feel anything anyways. Also, drugs are pretty neat. Don't be a wuss. Not all of them are all that bad for you, and some of them are a lot of fun. Drinking and driving is the BEST! You know how you're young and you feel like you're invincible? YOU ARE! Don't let anyone tell you different! Be sure to pick up a copy of the PMRC's list of objectionable albums. That's the best shopping list for music you can find. Stealing only counts if you get caught. You don't need an after school job to get the things you want. All those adults that tell you that earning the things you want makes you value them more are lying to you. They are just bitter because they are slaves to their jobs and are too scared to steal. Shoplifting is EASY. All you have to do is move fast and don't appear nervous. Don't lurk. Pacing back and forth to case the situation draws attention to you. Walk in. Grab. Conseal. Walk out. Easy as pie! FREE PIE! (Mmmmm pie!) Look directly in the security camera and flip it off for added fun. Find that creepy kid at your school who's 21 and still in the 10th grade. Every school has one. He is old enough to buy everything you need: guns, cigarettes, porn, and liquor. He's also probably socially inept and will enjoy the attention enough to do favors for you. Go to the shooting range and learn to make your shots count. Those kids in Columbine a couple years ago fired off like 2500 rounds and only killed a little over a dozen. Don't worry about your motives. The media will just blame it on the music you listen to or that newfangled inner-net thing anyways. Remember - you don't hate your parents because you're rebellious. You hate them because you're right and they don't understand you. And yes, suicide is always the answer.

That should thin the herd a bit. The kid that drinks the most bleach doesn't grow up to pass down his genes.

This page is OBVIOUSLY aimed at adults. That said, parents who are too fucking lazy to pay attention to their kids to see what they're getting into, DESERVE for their kids to be into everything from Girl-Fucking-Dog Porn, to Doomsday Cults, to Dead Bodies, to Goatse.cx, to Pipe bombs. If your kids grow up fucked up, it's YOUR FAULT. Not mine. Not the government's. Not the internet's. Not TV's. Not society's. If you're one of those do-nothing parents who wants the government to pay attention to what your kid gets into FOR you, while you sit on your ass and watch soap operas, then YOU are at fault when they get into stuff you don't approve of. I'm not here to raise your kids. I'm not a baby sitter, and neither is the government. If your kid is accessing my site and you have no idea, then I hope he kills you with a rusty cheese grater and then drinks a gallon of Drano. If you pay such little attention to your kid, that MY opinions matter more to him than YOURS, it's YOUR fault he's fucked up and you deserve what you get because there are too many humans alive to waste precious air on people who are too irresponsible to raise their bratty little feces factories.

The views and opinions expressed on my pages do not necessarily reflect the views of the people serving my page, so if you're one of those bored dumbasses who thinks that anything that offends them needs to be quelled, keep in mind that nothing here is the server's fault. It's all my doing and I don't give a fuck if you want me to take something off my page or not. In fact, any bitching about my content would probably end up AS content here. Maybe you don't have any First Amendment rights in Turkey or Mongolia or Guam, but I have the right to say whatever I want. Sour Grapes. Complaining from the perspective that I don't have the right to say what I want only reveals your ignorance, and will no doubt make you subject to my ridicule. Don't threaten to "hack" me or "knock down my server." The only thing you'll succeed in doing is making me laugh really loudly. I don't say this to be cocky. I say it because it keeps getting consistently proven to be a true statement. You bought that iMac two weeks ago. You think that makes you "The Lawnmower Man?" Good luck, children. Good luck.

Am I bitchy about spelling? Hey, that's fine. The kids in school who asked the teacher if spelling counted were always the really stupid ones.

Probably the main "topic" of my page is this:
People need to take important things seriously.
People need to regard nonsensical things as fun.
People need to realize which is which.

Instead people take stupid things very seriously and make no attempt to understand important things.

More people watch the Super Bowl than Presidential Election Coverage.
Many people think that Lottery Scratch-Off Tickets are a way to make money.
More Americans can name all the Brady Bunch kids than can name 5 World Leaders outside the US.

Because of these factors I really don't care if I impress or offend anyone with this site.
People are stupid.