Some background....
The following is a prank pulled by C0rnflake_g1rl and me in #newyork on DALnet. I was posing as a 19 year old latin girl from Manhattan. C0rnflake_g1rl and I had never actually met.
She was playing the "bad cop" role when he tried to talk to her.
 

<cezza_leo> do u want to talk to good dominican man
<v-ger> ok - but i like girls better
<cezza_leo> i play a dominican girl
<cezza_leo> why do u like grilz
<v-ger> because they know how to turn me on
<cezza_leo> what turns u on
<cezza_leo> normally an experienced man would no
<v-ger> how old are you
<v-ger> ?
<cezza_leo> what turn u on
<cezza_leo> 27 and u
<v-ger> 19
<v-ger> i like men
<cezza_leo> i hope i did sound like i was 47
<v-ger> but women know how to touch me
<cezza_leo> 19 since when have girlz turned u on
<cezza_leo> r u joke ing with me
<v-ger> 16 or so
<v-ger> no
<cezza_leo> well i thing i no were to touch u
<v-ger> tell me more
<cezza_leo> and kiss u
<v-ger> what really turns you on ?
<v-ger> men are not as hard to get turned on as women
<v-ger> but what do you like to do ?
<cezza_leo> and grap
<cezza_leo> i like to kiss
<cezza_leo> touch
<cezza_leo> cuddle
<cezza_leo> lick
<v-ger> you talking to my girlfriend too ?
<v-ger> i kinda like that
<cezza_leo> i like that 2
<v-ger> she is kinda the jealous type
<v-ger> but i treat her pretty good
<cezza_leo> it's all right im not
<v-ger> ever have sex with 2 women while they have sex with each other ?
<cezza_leo> actually not
<cezza_leo> have u
<v-ger> we have had sex with a man together before
<v-ger> it was fun
<cezza_leo> u an corn
<v-ger> she was kinda shy at first - but she got really into it
<v-ger> yeah
<cezza_leo> so u actually no each other
<v-ger> we get together all the time
<cezza_leo> did the guy like it
<cezza_leo> i need to hanging with u 2
<v-ger> you wanna get together with us ?
<cezza_leo> r u pysical
<cezza_leo> no doubt
<v-ger> we are both very physical
<cezza_leo> were u from
<v-ger> NYc
<cezza_leo> do like dominican men
<v-ger> manhattan
<v-ger> yeah
<cezza_leo> uptown 137st and up
<cezza_leo> i live in uptown manhattan
<v-ger> what's your phone number ?
<cezza_leo> washington hts.
<cezza_leo> what is your #
<cezza_leo> do u no the hts.
<v-ger> i am looking forward to this now
<v-ger> what is that near ?
<cezza_leo> so am i
<cezza_leo> george wahington bridge
<v-ger> ok i know where that is
<cezza_leo> were do u live
<cezza_leo> street i mean
<cezza_leo> and u have pic's
<cezza_leo> or discripe yourself
<v-ger> can i take the 6 train there?
<cezza_leo> no
<cezza_leo> were do u live so i can tell u
<v-ger> on 149th St.
<cezza_leo> take the 2 train to 96 and catch the #1 uptown to dyckman st
<cezza_leo> 149st in the bx
<cezza_leo> so do u have a pic
<cezza_leo> or tell me how u look
<cezza_leo> also r u puerto rican baby
<v-ger> i can meet you on the downtown 96th st station
<v-ger> i am puerto rican
<v-ger> born here
<cezza_leo> of course
<v-ger> i am 5,6
<cezza_leo> i need to no how u look
<v-ger> 122 pounds
<v-ger> c0rn is 5,2
<v-ger> 115
<v-ger> my hair is long
<v-ger> hers is about shoulder length
<v-ger> she is 18
<cezza_leo> what r your good quality's
<v-ger> she acts sarcastic - but you will have a lot of fun with her - she is rough sometimes
<cezza_leo> are u as preety as u seem
<v-ger> i donno
<cezza_leo> i like rough
<v-ger> i have nice breasts
<cezza_leo> i don't bruses
<v-ger> ok
<v-ger> well you wanna meet there ?
<v-ger> we could meet you at 12:30 if you want
<cezza_leo> were on 96
<v-ger> you won't be disappointed
<v-ger> at the downtown 96th St. station
<cezza_leo> do u have pic's
<v-ger> we don't have pics
<cezza_leo> can i see
<v-ger> see ?
<cezza_leo> your taking a while to answer
<cezza_leo> your pic's
<v-ger> i am lagged
<v-ger> we don't have pics of ourselves
<cezza_leo> your friend changed to fuzzbubbles
<v-ger> yeah
<v-ger> i know
<cezza_leo> how about of you
<v-ger> i don't have a scanner
<v-ger> do you have any pics of yourself ?
<cezza_leo> call me
<v-ger> what is your phone number ?
<cezza_leo> or give me your #
<v-ger> i am at work right now
<cezza_leo> no i just got into this
<cezza_leo> it's my new toy
<v-ger> i am going to go pick her up after i get off
<cezza_leo> were do u work
<cezza_leo> were do u work
<cezza_leo> i'll pick u up, i have a car
<v-ger> i am not looking to have some guy calling my work looking for his "girlfriend"
<cezza_leo> can u call me
<v-ger> i can call you
<cezza_leo> here's my #917 446-4204                              <-----------have fun
<v-ger> are you at home right now ?
<cezza_leo> can u call me now
<cezza_leo> yes put i'am on the line
<v-ger> i can't call on this phone - i get off at 12
<cezza_leo> that's my cell
<cezza_leo> call real quick
<v-ger> my job logs the calls made on all the lines
<v-ger> i wiill have to call at 12
<cezza_leo> were do u work
<cezza_leo> if i may no
<v-ger> i would rather keep that private
<cezza_leo> do u have kids
<v-ger> nope
<cezza_leo> ok
<cezza_leo> what type of work do u do if i may ask
<v-ger> i work in an office
<v-ger> we process orders for a catalogue company
<cezza_leo> u work in the bronx
<v-ger> yeah
<cezza_leo> u r leaving now
<cezza_leo> it is 12
<v-ger> i gotta clock out and stuff
<cezza_leo> well u have my # i hope to here from u at 12
<cezza_leo> do u have a name
<v-ger> marlena
<cezza_leo> nice to meet u marlena that a nice name
<v-ger> what is your name
<cezza_leo> my name is jeff
<cezza_leo> jeff

He stood in the cold for two hours and returned just slightly irritated, though perhaps less naive. Unfortunately I didn't log his return.