Are you tired of people sneering at you as you swerve through traffic?
Do people huff and puff as you bump into them while you're distracted by your cell phone?
Don't people understand that you're an IMPORTANT PERSON?
Don't they understand that you have IMPORTANT things to do with other IMPORTANT people?

Well now there's a phone they will smile upon.
People will finally appreciate you for using this phone.
They will THANK YOU.
You're important.
And it's about time to get a phone that will let other people give you the respect you deserve.