Canada Searches

My Web Counter measures referrals. It's amazing to me what some people searched for on search engines like google or yahoo and ended up hitting my Fuck-Canada Page.
Actually, it's amazing to me what people searched for AT ALL.
Here's a list of ACTUAL search engine criteria that people entered and found my Canada page.

Spelling and capitalization is as it was typed by the person searching.

updated 4/10/05

MY ALL TIME FAVORITE (Dec 1 / 02): Pictures of Jennifer Aniston's Balls <------- I'm the number ONE site for this on Google.

CELINE DION CUNT BITCH WHORE <------- 3rd most relevant on Yahoo and Google at the time.
women fucking with poo<----- I'm NUMBER ONE, BAYBEE!!
guns for the ugly taxed in canada<----- I'm NUMBER ONE, BAYBEE!!
how many people use ritalin in canada<----- I'm NUMBER ONE, BAYBEE!!
pictures of naked women having a poo on the floor<----- I'm number TWO! And I BEAT the fucking STILE PROJECT!
Howie Mandell hair loss <----- Yes, I know that's what's on MY mind.... WHY THE FUCK would anyone search for that?
what the fuck happened to arrow
Indian Porn in Manitoba Canada
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Upper Canada Fuck Me
canada guy fuck
a place to fuck girls in toronto
i love canadian beef
hypocritical argumentative shit
french canadian women say fuck me
shit canadian government
fuck with the wrong guy
was penicillin invented in canada <----- Nope
kkk canada
Anne Murray maple leaf forever mp3
humerous misconceptions about canadians <----- Wow! A guy with a developed sense of HUMER!
top ten pictures of poo
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Fuck us beer I love Canadian beer <----- Such a multifaceted culture.
pictures of ti cow poo
ANNE MURRAY DILDO <----- OH GOD! NO! ERASE THE MENTAL IMAGE FROM MY TORTURED MIND!
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tallest fuck picture
looking for fucking women in canada <----- Maybe your problem is your tone. Women generally don't go for "Hey there. Mind if I buy you a goddamn drink, bitch?"
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Pictures of humans girls poo
fuck that why should i have to fucking spell forensics
americans are arrogant and are fucking assholes
canadian unregistered firearms ass
america hates avril canada
what kind of poo are you
i like to see women taking a poo
poo large prick
very large poo
crack celine dion
george bush big cock<----- WHY GOD, WHY?!?!?!
avril lavigne most beautiful women in the world<----- I've taken shits that looked sexier than that beady eyed little rat-gollum.
i want to poo on you pictures
canucks old team hockey pictures with people holding guns<----- NUMBER ONE
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fucked up media pictures in the face of time
poo poo land
shit on canucks
uhhhh i love it when they scream. fuck her harder<----- So somehow I'm number two on yahoo for this.... whatever
burning poo bag
toothless hicks pictures
canadien people are assholes
jenna jameson get's her asshole
Avril Lavigne messy
Avril Lavigne poo
Avril Lavigne naked on a skateboard <----- Not that it would look appetizing, but there's a nice little photoshop project for you.
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shit on canadians picture
avril lavigne diet
ugly canucks who fuck
Why Canada hates the United States
canucks suck picture
avril lavigne nude
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fuck in canada
avril lavigne horrible horrible death <----- Oooooohh! Tell me more!
poo in my boo dirty
canadian fucking canucks
Canadians Matthew Perry Nationalistic <----- Let me stress again that you guys pick some really stupid shit to be proud of.
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white women who will fuck anything
floor sweeping robots <----- How could I, and why would I make this shit up?
richest canadians entertainers
newfies aren't stupid
FUCK YOU LIEDERHOSEN <----- Hey, I don't like it either, but you need to take a deep breath and fucking relax. Get some aromatherapy candles or something!
jennifer aniston's cunt
jennifer aniston is a filthy whore
fuck explorers
shania twain rude arrogant
would you kill an innocent
canadian fuck
i drink watery poo
were can i eat a poutine in united state
fucking poo lips
pictures of cow poo
Avril Lavigne muff
newfies doing the stomp to newfie music
Avril Lavigne yearbook pictures <-----You'd better look for elementary school pictures, because she DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL.
shania twain australian popularity
embarrassing avril pictures
quebec hates canadian flag
pictures of girls getting their assholes fucked hard by fruit
FUCK CANADA LOVE USA <----- ME, UGTHOR LOVE USA! NOT LIKING CANADA! IS BAD LIKE BOOKS! UGTHOR MAKE FIRE NOW!
VANCOUVER WHORE PRICES
i do a big poo when i fuck you <----- Doesn't that just make ya feel good all over?
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suck my cock celine dion you dirty whore<----- Number ONE on Yahoo.
celine dion ugly fucking cunt<----- Number two on Google. I promise I'll try harder.
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naked old fat women housewives
jenna jameson 1600x1200
i fucking hate canada
canadien girls kick ass
ontario government sucks cock
british monarchy sucks
where the canucks houses
canada people think i'm slow
fuck you therapy in america <------- I take it the treatment's not working.
canadian whore prices
what the canadian government doesnt want you to know about taxes
british monarchy sucks
windsor canada whore houses
canucks are dumb
import kraft dinner
canada pride US sucks
obese Matthew Perry pictures
fuck government canada <------- Fuck syntax english.
PICTURES OF WOMEN'S POO POO <------- This was the search criteria someone entered into AOL Search. Once again, I say with all sincerity... AOLERS ARE THE LOWEST FORM OF LIFE ON EARTH.
FUCK HIGH MILES <------- Another AOL Search. Whatever.
underaged getting fuck<------- This one was also from AOL Search. SO STUPID, NO WONDER IT'S NUMBER ONE FOR RETARDS.
freak houses girls getting fuck by they daddy<------- Another AOL search to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the genetic defficiency of AOLERS. Ironically, my Canada page is the MOST RELEVANT result.
molson canadian no more mister nice guy <------- MOST relavant on Yahoo and Google.
threats against the cn tower
fuck canada
i am canadian shatner mp3
canadian nationalism in hockey
funny Canadien laws
Jenna Jameson retirement
mp3 of drunk newfie
doughnut canada pop culture
Mike Myers and ice hockey in the olympics
canadians hate americans
FUCK AMERICANS
13 year old pussys
14 year old pussys
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midget newfies
poo fuck<------- I've been hit multiple times for this.
hoo lack to fuck<------- DO NOT BREED.
Canucks Twain
fuck you mtv venezuela punk
mcdonalds canucks
Canada Fuck
canucks kraft bear <------- Whatever floats your boat.
why americans are fat
bombarded asses
mister hand masturbate
MIDGET ENTERTAINERS
screaming bag poo<------ Uhhh... Ok. Whatever.
bryan adams hate canadian tax system
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what the fuck is curling <------ Fourth most relevant on Yahoo and Google.
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CrazyMF
fucking canadian women
poutine fat contant
women poo ass <------ Fourth most relevant on Yahoo and Google. I'm so proud!
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Curling americans
poo fuck
women pussys
mcdonalds sucks
13 year old girls that show there pussys and asses <----------MOST relevant on Yahoo and 2nd most relevant on Google. A horrible speller found another horrible speller. Gee, thanks to that guy who spelled "pussies" incorrectly in my guestbook.... I think.
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drunk poo <--------- Second most releant on Yahoo and Google. Now I really AM proud!
do americans hate canada
what kind of gravy is in poutine
womens pussys
canada sucks i hate canada
fuckin canada eh
my size
fucking ugly poo face <------ Fourth most relevant on Yahoo and Google.
i am 14 and want to fuck a 14 year old and see prices
if pussys could talk to men
Jennifer Aniston Pool Pictures
fucking arrogant americans
trucking women naked
Jason Priestly cock size <----- 2nd most relevant site on Google and Yahoo. Ummm... YAY! ...or something.
jason priestly cock pictures <----- 2nd most relevant on Google... but I don't think I'm ready to brag about it.
assholes of canada
canucks suck
canucks direct tv
Canada symbols Mike myers
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americans are pussies
Why are canadians such pussies
tim horton fat content
why canada should have a monarchy
Alcohol percentage in Canadian Beer compared to American Beer
underaged boys fucking themselves
ASSMILK
girls make guy eat poo <----- 5nd most relevant site on Google and Yahoo
canada bonics
canada sucks britain good
Funny Canada Pride Songs
canadien border beer
dogshit canada <----- MOST RELEVANT
mike myers is a cunt
French Canadians why do Americans hate us
I hate howie mandell
canadians are assholes
celine dion sucks cocks
Newfie Nationalism
poo on the floor
underaged fucking little
mcdonalds bare naked ladies mp3
kraft dinner tv
canada bag milk
pictures of matthew perry naked
CUNT COCK CONTRIBUTIONS PICTURES
young gay little boys with twinkies <----- Whuh?
whore houses and toronto
canada sucks negativepositive <----- Yes. Yes they do indeed.
jenna jameson's asshole
americans should diet if they are proud of their country <----- someone searched for THAT? Yes. Yes they did.