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<ahmad_23> woman
<ahmad_23> or man
<negpos> smurf
<ahmad_23> ok
<ahmad_23> r u still virgan
<negpos> yes - but i suck 100 dicks a day
<ahmad_23> how u licking
<ahmad_23> the
<ahmad_23> dicks
<negpos> they're camel dicks
<ahmad_23> do u like to licking
<ahmad_23> diks
<ahmad_23> dicks
<negpos> yes - hard camel dicks make me get all horny
<ahmad_23> do u like to lick my dick
<negpos> no - your dick smells like a dead, bloated woodchuck leaking viscous liquid on the side of the road
<negpos> why would you care if i'm a virgin if you're looking for a slut?
<ahmad_23> no
<ahmad_23> u wrong
<ahmad_23> im always
<ahmad_23> clean
<ahmad_23> and it is very smoth
<ahmad_23> and softly dick
<ahmad_23> and what about ur pussy
<negpos> your dick is soft? and you're BRAGGING?
<negpos> why did you ask me if i'm a virgin, then you ask me questions as though i'm a whore?
<negpos> don't you want to hear about my camel dick sucking stories?
<ahmad_23> ok
<ahmad_23> im with u
<negpos> well - one time i was sucking this camel's dick - it must have been about 24 inches long - and it blew about a gallon of semen all over my face - does that make you hot?
<ahmad_23> is that make
<ahmad_23> u hot
<negpos> very hot - how about you ?
<ahmad_23> no
<negpos> that's too bad - bye
<ahmad_23> i like to be
<ahmad_23> hot with
<ahmad_23> u
<ahmad_23> do u like that
<negpos> even though i suck 100 camel dicks a day ?
<negpos> and i'm a smurf? can your softly dick handle me? i'm only three apples high
<ahmad_23> why
<ahmad_23> not
<ahmad_23> i like that
<ahmad_23> do u like to lick ur pussy
<negpos> yes - i'm very flexible and i lick my own pussy
<negpos> because i have no vertebrae
<ahmad_23> ok
<negpos> because i'm a sea anemone
<ahmad_23> i like to lick ur pussy
<ahmad_23> can i
<ahmad_23> do this
<negpos> yes - you can lick my sea anemone pussy while i suck camel dicks
<negpos> can i put an pine cone in your butt?
<ahmad_23> ok
<ahmad_23> why not
<ahmad_23> do u like
<ahmad_23> the hard licking
<ahmad_23> or softly licking
<negpos> i like the hardly licking and the softly dicks and much much camel dicksucking
<ahmad_23> ok
<ahmad_23> my dicks
<ahmad_23> is very big
<ahmad_23> and large
<negpos> all of them ?
<negpos> all of your dicks are big and large and massive and grand and colossal and copious and immense and sizable and vast and voluminous and above average in size?
<negpos> i bet camels have bigger dicks than you
<ahmad_23> and if u see it u like it to much
<ahmad_23> i swear
<ahmad_23> do u have a big breast
<negpos> yes - i have a big breast - but only one
<ahmad_23> ok
<ahmad_23> i like to bite ur nipples
<negpos> i like to bite apples
<ahmad_23> and i like to rub it
<negpos> you like to rub apples? yeah - it makes them all shiny -- god you're making me so horny
<ahmad_23> and i like to put my dicks onit
<negpos> how many of your dicks are you going to put on my single breast?
<ahmad_23> ok
<ahmad_23> i like to licking u from ur neak
<ahmad_23> and to kiss ur lips
<negpos> i don't have any
<ahmad_23> and to huge
<ahmad_23> u to my body very tigth
<ahmad_23> and i like
<ahmad_23> to kiss ur tommy
<negpos> i would hope it's tight - i'm a smurf - i should be tight even if your dicks are softly
<ahmad_23> yes
<ahmad_23> very softly
<negpos> that's a sad story
<negpos> don't they have viagra there?
<ahmad_23> no
<ahmad_23> i like
<ahmad_23> u to lick
<ahmad_23> it for me
<ahmad_23> very hard
<negpos> you want me to lick your soft dick very hard?
<ahmad_23> yes
<ahmad_23> i like
<ahmad_23> this
<ahmad_23> and i like
<ahmad_23> to catch
<ahmad_23> ur hair
<ahmad_23> and make
<negpos> a basket?
<ahmad_23> ur head to move
<negpos> what will you use to catch my hair? a trap ?
<ahmad_23> on my dick
<ahmad_23> no
<negpos> how am i supposed to move my head on your soft dick if i'm trying to suck off 100 camels?
<ahmad_23> to make
<ahmad_23> u
<ahmad_23> to feel
<ahmad_23> sex
<ahmad_23> more
<ahmad_23> with me
<negpos> but my hair has no nerve endings - how is my hair supposed to feel sex more?
<ahmad_23> not u hair
<ahmad_23> feel sex
<ahmad_23> but if i catch ur hair
<ahmad_23> very tigth
<ahmad_23> and make
<ahmad_23> u licking
<ahmad_23> my dick
<ahmad_23> u feel sex more
<ahmad_23> and im feel sex more
<negpos> well - your soft dick isn't helping matters
<ahmad_23> yes
<negpos> yes - it's not helping matters
<negpos> if it weren't for soft dicks like all of yours i wouldn't have to resort to sucking camels off
<ahmad_23> belive me
<negpos> oh - i believe you - i'm sure your dicks are very soft
<ahmad_23> u well
<ahmad_23> be happy
<ahmad_23> with me
<ahmad_23> if i do sex
<ahmad_23> with u
<negpos> can i put ants on your dick?
<negpos> will you let me?
<ahmad_23> yes
<negpos> it will make my pussy wet if you let me put biting angry red ants on your dick
<ahmad_23> yes
<ahmad_23> to feel sex more
<negpos> oh trust me - you'll feel it alright
<ahmad_23> yes
<ahmad_23> and i like to put
<ahmad_23> some of hunny
<ahmad_23> on
<ahmad_23> ur pusy
<ahmad_23> and
<ahmad_23> to start licking u
<ahmad_23> very hard
<negpos> how about i put some honey on your dick and let angry wasps sting it
<ahmad_23> and i like to play by my fingers in ur pussy
<negpos> that would make my pussy so wet if you let bees sting your dick
<ahmad_23> and to licking and kissing
<ahmad_23> its nice
<negpos> i have no legs, by the way
<ahmad_23> and u can feel sex more
<negpos> yes - i can feel sex so much more now that i have no legs to get in the way
<ahmad_23> ok
<ahmad_23> i like
<ahmad_23> and start
<ahmad_23> take off ur clothes and start licking u
<ahmad_23> from ur face
<negpos> oh baby - i want your ant covered soft dick between my no-legs
<ahmad_23> for ur neak and ur breast and bite u from therer
<ahmad_23> very hard and softly
<negpos> which? hard or soft?
<negpos> see - they mean totally opposite things
<ahmad_23> ok
<ahmad_23> im comeing
<ahmad_23> to ur tomy
<negpos> tomy is a brand of toys - please don't spooge on the toys - that's inappropriate
<ahmad_23> and i want to put
<ahmad_23> the hunny
<ahmad_23> on it
<ahmad_23> and start licking
<ahmad_23> u
<ahmad_23> and
<ahmad_23> i want to bite
<ahmad_23> it very hard
<negpos> bite it off
<negpos> chew up and swallow my tit
<negpos> mmmmm tit meats
<ahmad_23> i want toeat and bite ur pussy
<negpos> do you want my vaginal dentata to bite you back?
<ahmad_23> and than i want to kis ur legs and ur knee and ur foot
<ahmad_23> and i want to licking ur toes
<negpos> i think we established that i don't have any - but if you want to, you can see them over there in the formaldehyde vats in the corner
<negpos> i don't think you'd want to lick them though - they've been in there for about 15 years
<ahmad_23> 1 by 1 and i want tolickingur back and i want to lick ur ass very hard and softly and than i want to put my dick in ur pussy
<negpos> i'm a man
<negpos> i know i lied and said i was a smurf - but i'm sorry to say i'm not
<ahmad_23> dont worry
<negpos> you don't mind that i'm a legless wanna-be smurf-man who sucks 100 camel dicks a day?
<negpos> i love you
<ahmad_23> i hate u
<negpos> oh baby - don't be like that - if you were ok with me sucking 100 camel dicks a day, how much worse could me being a man make things?
<ahmad_23> because u
<ahmad_23> lier
<negpos> did you blow your load yet?
<negpos> it sounded like you were getting really close
<negpos> i'm sorry i told you i was a smurf - i know smurfs are much sexier than men - but i just wanted to pretend
<ahmad_23> ok what do u want now
<negpos> did you cum yet?
<ahmad_23> come
<negpos> thanks for correcting me - i know my english isn't very good
<ahmad_23> ok bye