This morning I noticed that my Fuck Canada page was getting a few hits coming from this humble little page. I use the term humble sarcastically since this winner has his head so far up his ass that he doesn't even seem to realize when he's been served a generous slice of Humble Pie piping hot from the oven with extra chagrin, or does, but conceals the evidence that he's been nailed.

From his page:

Misinformed littel fuck sticks.

All I can do is shake my head and sigh at dumb fucks like this. This gent uses all the standard defenses by those new to the Internet to defend his point: spelling and grammar, misdirection, and a general lack of anything intelligent to say. At any rate, have a read and if your like me even though you are determined it won't happen watch your blood pressure rise...

BWT, if you're going to put some shit like that up, at least have the balls to stand behind it, instead of hiding behind the guise of anonymity, coward.

Registrant Name:negativepositive Myopichrist
Registrant Organization:negativepositive
Registrant Street1:7000 Fever Dream Crescent
Registrant City:New York
Registrant State/Province:NY
Registrant Postal Code:10036
Registrant Country:US
Registrant Email:negativepositive@hotmail.com

His page is one of those canned Live Journal / Blogger type pages that anyone can crank out automatically regardless of his lack of ability. It has a place where visitors can post responses to his posts, which I'm assuming he thought would only be used by people to stroke his ego and tell him he's brilliant. I couldn't help but park a big busload of reality check on it, especially considering he was pretentious enough to be able to stomach saying "gent."

My post:

Is it absence of balls or presence of mind that makes me inclined to use a fake address? What could have been your intention in looking up my personal info anyway? No doubt your first reaction would be putting it all up on your site like a trophy, howling, "HAHAH! He was dumb enough to use his real info!" Your second goal would be to add the price tag of a payment-due lifetime subscription to Assjammer Magazine to my freedom of speech, no doubt anonymously. See, I won't post your address on my site, Mr. Novecosky, because I respect your right to privacy, as well as your right to free speech. What a novel concept: "rights."

As for "hiding behind" grammar and spelling, how intelligent could someone be if he can't write a proper sentence in his native tongue? Why should I value someone's opinion in an argument when he's too stupid for elementary school level usage of his own language? By the way, "littel" isn't a word and "your" means "belonging to you," not "you are."

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Did he come back with a sly retort or a clever debate? Did he show how much "balls" he had by coolly scoffing in my face at the sight of his own name? No. He just deleted my post and corrected the spelling errors I noted. When faced with his own last name and countercriticism which he doubted he would ever receive, he scampered down into the safety of his burrow like a skittish woodland creature. When you're totally wrong and you know it, and someone calls you on it in a forum which you control, JUST ERASE THEM and suddenly, as if by magic, you're a genius again. My criticism was erased and his cave was safe again; free from snide words to point out what a mockery he makes of himself with his own hypocrisy and free from anything that others might see to show that his impudent ass was stomped with little effort. I decided to get a shovel and root him out of his lair.

My second post:

It was so nice of you to delete my post. Who's the one with no balls to stand behind what he writes now?

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He promptly deleted this post as well, and then tried to reinflate his own ego again in a very originally titled post, "ROFLMAO," saying that I had "flattered him by visiting his site (ctrl. b) multiple times" (note: two is technically multiple) and that I was "quickly dispatched" by his "IQ filter for being a dumb ass," and not for making him look like a hypocritical fucktard. He didn't know that I had saved copies of my posts or that they would soon be seen by far more people than would have seen them on his site anyway. He crowed about how I was definitely secretly jealous of him, cockily assuming that he was secure in the mistaken notion that my posts would never be seen by human eyes again and any future posts I made on his site could be instantly silenced. He even labeled a Canadian that thought my page was funny a "traitor" and deleted his post, saying he was in "collusion" with me. For someone who can barely spell five letter words or punctuate a four word sentence correctly, he sure reaches for the thesaurus often to puff up his pretentious points. Uhhh.. A guy who happens to hit my page and hence, hit a link to Mr. Bitter is in a secret agreement with me for a fraudulent, deceitful or illegal purpose? Since when was thinking that an idiot is stupid illegal or dishonest? So that person's post was deleted also. I guess unless you make posts designed specifically to suck Mr. Bitter's little Mr. Salty, you just can't post things on his site without them getting deleted. Oh! But wait! I have my OWN site! How convenient!

One of the things I find amusing about this guy is that he rails on and on about how it's the substance of what he says that counts and that spelling and grammar don't matter as long as the message is clear. This is really ironic since he also gets really long winded about how bad my design is and how nobody would be able to take me seriously with such ugly design. So basically, the font I use completely negates everything I say, yet he can rattle on in a big jumble of blithering illiteracy and his genius still shines through. At this point he even had the gall to compare himself to Einstein and "many other innovative thinkers." He also likes to talk about how wrong I am without citing a single specific example and says I use stereotypes while assuming that I'm a "FAT hick from the midwest that chomps corn chips and slurps down big gulps." This guy dishes out more irony than Sophocles ever dreamed of, thus making himself the butt of every joke he writes.

I know it would be easy to post his real name, address and phone number. He knows I have it, and I doubt that he would hesitate for a nanosecond to post mine if he had it. He would cackle victoriously like a Viking with his slain foe's head impaled on a spear as he flaunted my personal details in hopes of inciting mass phone and mail harassment. It would be a small thing to do from someone who's self esteem is obviously even smaller and propped up with feigned swagger. I won't post his address here, though anyone who knows how could figure it out with a few mouse clicks. I'm a man of my word and the satisfaction of being that much bigger than him is enough. Besides, it's wrong to torture dumb, little, frightened animals.

(Update 2/22/04) Today I received an email from the guy from Winnepeg with his original post, which was deleted by Mr. Bitter.

NotIan's post:

Wow, you are captain pathetic. "Your web site looks like vomit, how can you expect anyone to take you seriously when it looks like such crap." This coming from a guy whose site looks the exact same as every other blog on the planet? Way to be innovative, way to really break the mold there and then insult someone else's design because it isn't just like everyone else's who use Movable Type or Greymatter or whichever one you use. Way to play the IQ card against someone who knows the English language and well done with the whole "IQ Filter" excuse, seeing as how you didn't let anyone else ever see what he wrote to make their own decision as to his intelligence. Mr.IQ, you seem to know how to criticize, maybe you should learn to type, "accross" is "across", as a real Canadian you would have said Honourary and "countries" should have had an apostrophe at the end to show possession. Oh, and I am sure you will dig up my Registrar info. I'll save you the trouble, and inform you I am from Winnipeg, yeah, Canada. NegPos makes a lot of good points in his Fuck Canada page, because all he is doing is debunking all the things which "we are so proud of." You? You are just a dick. Posted by NotIan at February 21, 2004 12:18 PM

From Mr. Bitter's post where he incorrectly quotes NotIan and rips spelling errors which he actually didn't make:

Most books see multiple revision and editors and still make it to the shelf with spelling and grammatical errors, and you fucking half wits expect everyone who types to present a perfect composition? LOL Go fuck yourselves... However, I will treat you to a taste of your own medicine: "Descicion" doesn't have that extra "s" in there and "apostrophy" is spelled with an "e", half wit.

Email I received today:

Dude, you know those "spelling mistakes" I made? Yeah, I actually spelt those right and he fucking EDITED them to be wrong.

He quoted me, and then edited what I said so I had spelling mistakes then blocked me from commenting, What the hell?

Haha - This guy is a rare gem.