Tonight I was in a public rest room stall and a man came in to use the urinal who was apparently very drunk and very southern (unsure which is worse). This is what I heard.....

*unzip tinkle tinkle tinkle....drip* "WHOAH.....UHHHHHHHHH" *tinkle...drip* "That's a BAAAAD lady....UHHHHHHHHHH" *tinkle... drip* "UHHHH that's a BAAAAAD lady .. bitch .." *velcro ripping* "Fuck ....fuckin bitch ..." *drip drip* "UHHHHH BAAAAAD lady ..........WHOAH ...." *drip drip tinkle... drip * "UHHHHH........" *drip* "... Fuckin bitch....." *cough cough* ".. Baaaaaad lady......"*zip......walking directly to the door and not to the sink*...*opening the door* "GOODNIGHT!!!"
 

Moral of the story : Please don't refer to your prostate as "Lady." It makes silent rest room stall occupants nervous.