I swear i don't seek them out. They come to me .... and then I piss them off royally. Then they make a link to my page and I send their Korn-shirt-wearing fan base to my main page, which doesn't discriminate against people wearing really really tight leather pants.

2 members of Witchazel - Dan and Paco
Dan plays drums - Paco just makes little devil horns at the crowd.
Still not sure which member is "Mr_O."

<Mr_O> electronic music is on its way out
<Mr_O> http://www.witchazel.com
<v-ger> hehe - funny that you'd say electronic music is on the way out when your band looks like a bunch of motley crue roadies
<Mr_O> Electronic music lacks the integrity that Witchazel portrays at each show. Come check it out
<v-ger> rock music has been eaten away by mtv
<v-ger> it'll be gone soon for good
<v-ger> in a few years at MOST
<v-ger> besides - my sampler never gets drunk and flashes its ego
<Mr_O> you said the magic word dude "sampler" that just represents everything that is fake and plastic
<Mr_O> a "sampler" can never replace a good guitar or a bass riff
<v-ger> actually i think of the guitar / bass / vocals/ drum combo as the biggest impedance to creativity in modern music
<v-ger> every possible combination has been done
<v-ger> mostly i sample acoustic  instruments and sounds which i create
<v-ger> plus i can make an entire album worth of work with no one else forgetting their part
<v-ger> or getting pissed or jealous
<v-ger> rock music is so close to done
<v-ger> and electronic music is just really emerging
<v-ger> the only thing rock can do is TRY to sound as good as it once did - which is just copying old ideas
<v-ger> otherwise it will all just sound crappy like korn
<Mr_O> I can make an entire album with freshly written parts in the studio
<v-ger> i can play all the parts live on-stage by myself
<Mr_O> you're comparing korn to any rock bands?? dude where were you all that time when all those rock bands were filling up the arenas??? oh well maybe you weren't even born then. you're probably a member of this stupid/ignorant electronica generation, besides when I say rock I'm not talking about greasy hair 80s bands I'm talking about Zep, I'm talking about Hendrix, hell! I'm talking about Mighty SABBATH! and many many more and you, you're trying to argue w
<Mr_O> as your back up
<v-ger> the mighty sabbath was good in the 70's
<v-ger> looking kinda saggy these days don't you think ?
<Mr_O> have you ever seen them on stage? your answer is most probably is a NO so don't even try to argue about that
<v-ger> my point being - there are only so many comeback tours that  robert plant can do before they have to wheel his old ass on-stage
<v-ger> after that - what's left ? old embittered fans ?
<Mr_O> dude what are u gonna do when you get old? nobody's gonna stay fourteen now are they??? so you need to do something about your fixation with the age thing
<v-ger> <---26
<v-ger> heh
<Mr_O> well see, you're almost there then, how old is Fatboy Slim?
<v-ger> i haven't seen any good NEW rock come out since pink floyd - MANY albums ago
<v-ger> i give a rat's ass about fatboy slim - he's just about the worst example of electronic music i can think of
<v-ger> hehe
<Mr_O> and we hardly hear from "Kraftwerks" anymore don't we???
<v-ger> new album out last year
<v-ger> hehe
<Mr_O> yeah and I heard it and it sounded like crap in my opinion          <-----VERY believable
<v-ger> plus there are new bands coming out every day that produce excellent non derivative work
<v-ger> unlike rock - where you can only get a job as a cover band unless you get signed to a HUGE label
<Mr_O> well you see, to my ear, those "new electronica bands" are all computer buzzes and beeps so I guess it's just a matter of taste

It's funny what you can do by pushing the right buttons. Korn must be a touchy subject among people who's musical taste hasn't advanced since Bad Company. Hint : When ranting, be sure to occasionally hit "enter" or you'll run out of space. Incidentally, this guy came into an electronic music channel on irc seemingly only to spam for his page and tell us that electronic music sucks. He also comes from a town near my home town (what a hellhole) called Richmond (what a BIGGER hellhole) where about 9/10ths of the bands that play live are classic rock cover bands. The scene in Richmond seems to center around getting 16 year old girls drunk and date raping them in the bed of a rusty pickup truck. Damn newfangled doohickieys, them samplers. When he said "mighty sabbath" I honestly pictured him doing the little devil horn thing with his pinkie and index finger while typing with the other hand - didn't you ?


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